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@double-ues.bsky.social

Maybe one day I can be a guy who posts on the internet

316 Followers  |  422 Following  |  224 Posts  |  Joined: 22.11.2024  |  2.0081

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Its funny because their actual headline was perhaps even worse πŸ˜…

12.08.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
07.08.2025 10:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The new Raffi album is going to be so hardcore

02.08.2025 14:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine having Bezos' money and not having Mark Hamill do the ceremony in Joker voice

28.06.2025 20:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

21.06.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I a joke to you? *hits a giant button on the wall that says crossfade

12.06.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Here you go Jerry, mwah

11.06.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every one of these is great

11.06.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dont takk to me until Ive quaffed a hot brown morning potion

10.06.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@dasharez0ne.bsky.social just tell me where to point the seed box

07.06.2025 22:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need these specialists so people living with the most severe cases of addiction and their families have at least 1 professional that they don't have to endure takes like this from.

01.06.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the dream

28.05.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Big if tru

28.05.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the best post I've seen

23.05.2025 10:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How dare you turn out to be literate

21.05.2025 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This followup really saved you from what I was going to post

20.05.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The rest of you pussies can't imagine the toxicity

16.05.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I might come through

16.05.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@franzanth.bsky.social

14.05.2025 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, a 14 beats my AC

14.05.2025 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's only who they openly are when it's convenient for them and they can get away with it without consequences

14.05.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude is absolutely spreading nazi propaganda. This is a common easy claim to debunk. They did put socialism on the party name but it was truly for optics because it was hip at the time. When they came to power they immediately ousted any and all prominent socialists while consolidating the far right

13.05.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Where's Wyclef?

13.05.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"...And these children that you spit on as they try to change their world are immune to your consultation"

13.05.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just read a headline that Pope Leo knows what it's like to have a MAGA family member. Unfortunately relatable.

13.05.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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@nytpitchbot.bsky.social the ratio of quotes to likes has me wheezing

12.05.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah not in the replys smh cmon guys, quote tweet the death threats

12.05.2025 16:44 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you could get even one of these people to openly accept the blunt then maybe it would open their mind to the possibility of progress.

12.05.2025 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The year is 2032: I accidentally pronounce the word chipotle correctly while talking to someone on the phone and the entire restaurant goes quiet knowing that I only have minutes left before ICE hauls me away to a black site

11.05.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you could name 1 single normal and good religion then this wouldn't be a hot take

11.05.2025 19:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@double-ues is following 20 prominent accounts