Allison Ketchell

A dull knife

A nearly empty butter dish with a couple of smears of butter on the butter. Directly beside it on the counter is the wax wrapping of a stick of butter, a couple of teaspoons of butter still left at one end. Resting on top of both is a dirty butter knife.

First the mayo jar and now this @laguettler.bsky.social

YouTube video by Pathe The Count of Monte-Cristo : Official Trailer in 4K

three hours of this man swishing around in increasingly dramatic coats, staying extremely loyal to the text. heathcliff who, honestly
youtu.be/8Q6y1waxlTY?...

What a beauty!

Minnesota really showing its love of solidarity here

[plaintively, in the style of Gwen Stefani]

I'M JUST A GUY

A heart made from papier-mâché showing the veins and arteries in blue and red.

For #ValentinesDay, I'll be posting #HistoricalHearts. Let's start with this life-size papier-mâché heart by the French anatomist Louis Thomas Jérôme Auzoux from the 19th century. Photo: Alex Peck.

An overhead view of an open and very nearly empty mayonnaise jar, maybe a couple of teaspoons scattered around the inside

I guess it’s not technically empty @laguettler.bsky.social

Black Women Are Losing Jobs At Three Times The Rate Of Other Women | Essence New labor data shows Black women accounted for a disproportionate share of job losses across 2025, especially in federal, education, and care-sector roles.

"Racist people are firing and laying off Black women at three times the rate of other women."

😬Yikes! It sounds bad when you say it like that!

"Black women are losing jobs at 3 times the rate."

Much better! Makes it sound like the Black women just need to be more careful or better at their jobs!

Ah, just like the Sword in the Stone

Look, these are my emotional support tater tots, ok?

Snakes on a train: How king cobras are spreading across India thanks to world’s busiest railway network Availability of prey in the form of rodents in goods trains could be driving their transport, researchers say

Muthafuckin' snakes on a muthafuckin' train: How king cobras are spreading across India thanks to world’s busiest railway network
ca.rogers.yahoo.com/news/article...

#adhd morning - I got up to do five things: go to the bathroom, start the dishwasher, put in a load of laundry, print a knitting pattern, and refill my coffee. The printer was out of paper, necessitating a wide search. I sat back down feeling vaguely like I’d forgotten something. Guesses?

A photo of the underside of a kitchen sink attached to a garbage disposal. A short rigid hose forms a U between the disposal and the air gap above but it has kinked to the point of restricting water flow

I’m not one to kink shame but this kink is really fucking with my day

And make the goddamn dishwasher vomit into the sink every time it runs

I want the address of the guy who decided the standard setup for a kitchen sink with a garbage disposal and dishwasher attached would use a rigid ⅞” hose to cover the TEN LOUSY INCHES between the air gap and the disposal in a goddamn U shape like that’s not going to kink like a motherfucker

Sitting in the school pickup line singing along loudly with my F The Patriarchy playlist and I look up from really nailing “Let It Go” (look, it’s been A Week) and of course Super Hot Dad is walking past my car making eye contact

What the actual fuck.

Nothing can salvage today but David Suchet’s Poirot

I had a great aunt we called Aunt Sherry whose real name was Rose. she had a brother everyone called Uncle Dutch, I have no idea what his birth name was. Their brother Aleck had two daughters, my Aunt Doody (real name Edra Lee) and Aunt Bird (again, no idea what her birth certificate says)

It’s on my TBR!!

I had NO IDEA I needed this until now

cover for This Movie Doesn't End the Way We Want by Hailey Piper, cover art by Julia Lloyd. The art depicts a fedora over a suit with no face between them, replaced by the eerie light of a film projector catching the dust in an ethereal glow. A quote from Paul Tremblay calls the book "fun, creepy, and thrilling"

COVER REVEAL, alt text edition 🖤

In 1994, 3 girls go to the movies. Only 1 is ever seen again.

30 years later, something hunts the 1 who got away.

THIS MOVIE DOESN'T END THE WAY WE WANT opens September 15 📽️ let's all go to the movies and never come back 😈

www.barnesandnoble.com/w/this-movie...

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

damn look at that precision. That flow control. That volune

Two competing sheep farmers struggle with their passions as they showcase their prize rams and ewes at the Royal Winter Fair

Bleated Rivalry

What a beauty!

Hanging out with the cool kids on the TotalHipReplacement subreddit

Thank you for contacting the void. How may we direct your scream?

A bird’s eye view of a black demitasse cup filled with espresso. The crema on top forms swirls reminiscent of inkblot tests. The cup rests on a Bunnicula paperback with a Percy Jackson bookmark peeking out

The espresso message of the day