kaz is perceptible

Three people my age announced their engagements within the span of 10 hours of each other

Billboard names Kendrick Lamar the #1 greatest pop star of 2024.

Hey man leave Soos out of this

Told myself that I wouldn’t let “A Little Life” do to me what “I’m Thinking of Ending Things” did to me, and then “A Little Life” did exactly what “I’m Thinking of Ending Things” did to me.

Oh we are so back

Spotify Wrapped: *literally designed to tailor to the user’s data*

All of us looking at our Spotify Wrapped: yeah I’m not surprised

I’m ngl I was barking at my TV the whole time. That was insane.

HAIL STATE!

As a State fan, I both rejoiced in being able to enjoy my evening and felt a gaping hole where my feral anger and rage used to be on Thanksgiving night.

Like isn’t he supposed to be a millionaire businessman/ceo like what was he doing man

It’s taken me my whole life to realize he was about to rawdog stick his finger in the sweet potato casserole 😭😭 that’s arguably the most diabolical thing he does all movie

Me: I cleared the table for dessert.

Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out?

Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!!

Her: What…Why???

Me: You have to let them linger.

I swear, media really started doing good work on these guys once Trump won. Way too late.

Wym you’re cute and I found your bio funny and should swipe right? Who in their right mind does that? Be honest.

Being fearful avoidant and on dating apps is the worst. It’s like going to Popeyes and walking away when they tell you they only have chicken.

Lee Harvey Oswald if he was Tom from Tom and Jerry

Shout out to Abel, world record holder for being dead the longest