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so THAT’S why watching the final two groups felt like getting hit with 800 dodgeballs straight to the face for two hours

14.02.2026 04:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’M ON IT BOSS 🫡 misha really does deserve it he was electric today

14.02.2026 04:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yuma Kagiyama is an absolute sweetheart and Shun Sato is having the best day of his life.

#MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating

13.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 165 🔁 32 💬 2 📌 2

idk whose idea it was to hold a men’s figure skating competition on Friday the 13th when your average men’s competition is like watching 24 nervous, skittish horses fighting for their lives at the best of times

13.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 89 🔁 33 💬 0 📌 0

RIP, Denis. You would have been so proud today.

13.02.2026 23:38 — 👍 34 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 2

IT’S NOT AS FUNNY IN PRACTICE. BUT ALSO MY SON OGM!!!!!!!

13.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

tweeted january 17th. what did i do.

13.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

I needed this palate cleanser and so do you: Piper & Paul's free skate with CBC commentary, though it's appropriately almost completely silent during their actual skate. One of the broadcasters is their coach! It's so sweet, trust me. #MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating
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12.02.2026 01:42 — 👍 62 🔁 25 💬 5 📌 7

i think you do need them. for your soul.

13.02.2026 16:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the biggest 👀👀👀 i’ve seen so far on IG

12.02.2026 16:11 — 👍 22 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 2

PLEASE jun 92 was so insulting. he’s only gotten better since beijing but they gave him 7 points lower???

11.02.2026 16:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

italy needs to remember that being carolina kostner’s biological son means yuma has italian citizenship by birthright and start homecooking for him instead!!!

11.02.2026 16:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

these ordinals are the most baffling ones i can’t lie. like they should be reversed. misha shouldn’t be ahead of jun but neither of them should Ever be behind grassl.

11.02.2026 16:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

the olympics rules cause i’m sitting here crying my eyes out about the figure skater who lost both of his parents and i look up and the next skater is dressed like a minion

11.02.2026 05:30 — 👍 41 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 1

Which Other Olympic Mascots Could Italian Stoats Tina And Milo Slaughter In Cold Blood? | Defector Apologies to all otters, ferrets, badgers, ferret-badgers, weasels, fishers, polecats, wolverines, martens, and grisons, but the mustelid of the moment is the stoat. The mascots of the 2026 Winter Oly...

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10.02.2026 16:25 — 👍 262 🔁 69 💬 10 📌 24

Figure skater Kagiyama Yuma smiles widely and gestures to his ear, seemingly listening to the audience. A man in a Team Japan jacket stands behind him, looking on with a pleased expression.

Kagiyama Yuma feeling the love from the audience 🫶

#MilanoCortina2026

10.02.2026 22:47 — 👍 41 🔁 18 💬 0 📌 1

French biathlete Julia Simon crossing the finish line and holding a "shhhh" finger to her mouth

headline: French biathlon star Juilia Simon found guilty of theft and credit card fraud Olympic medallist admitted using teammate's bank card

THE OLYMPICS OF BIATHLON MESS CONTINUES

GOLD MEDAL FOR THE WOMAN WHO STOLE HER TEAMMATE'S CREDIT CARDS

11.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 2191 🔁 448 💬 79 📌 191

@jon_bois a football player carries the ball to the 49 yard line, then the 50 yard line. however, after taking another step forward, he finds to his astonishment that he is once again at the 49 yard line. but how can this be? this is the grand riddle of football

08.02.2026 21:14 — 👍 3823 🔁 659 💬 16 📌 20

team japan you will be avenged

08.02.2026 22:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese.
THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity
ME: you want anything
VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

02.06.2025 03:32 — 👍 10140 🔁 2861 💬 24 📌 30