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Ben from Iowa

@turbocorn.bsky.social

Mostly food and football. Occasional indoor hunting dog. Semi-frequent tech talk.

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It’s a 9-0 field position battle in the Super Bowl. Big Ten supremacy really is upon us

09.02.2026 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever since he got exposed for being unable to dribble with his left hand I’ve been a subscriber to this opinion. This is a good take.

08.02.2026 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Crownenberg

06.02.2026 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are pictures stashed away somewhere, but when my brother was maybe 7 years old he flipped over the front of his bike and busted a couple of his front teeth, road rash on his face, etc. He didn’t learn his lesson and did the same thing a year later.

I promise those pics would change their mind

03.02.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Inside you there are two wolves. One eats at mid tier Minneapolis restaurants and the other is Donovan McNabb

01.02.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GOOD MORNING ANOTHER DAY TO KEEP RUNNING THE BALL

27.01.2026 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I’m wearing a groutfit what are you the grops?

27.01.2026 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lily is feeling better after a few days of anti biotics. She’s still figuring out personal space, but has lots of love to give for some lucky family

27.01.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My β€œtrust me, there’s no Super Bowl conspiracy” statement is raising lots of questions already answered my by β€œtrust me, there’s no Super Bowl conspiracy” statement

26.01.2026 18:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

25.01.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 28797    πŸ” 10732    πŸ’¬ 43    πŸ“Œ 979

She’s available for adoption if you know anyone looking! Someone’s going to get very lucky with her, shes got a lot of love to give.

25.01.2026 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lily had a pretty rough infection at the site of her surgery from Monday, so we spent most of the first day in the hospital. All the nurses couldn’t get over how sweet she is.

She needs to be in the cone for a little while but she likes making you get in there with her. 10/10 dog

25.01.2026 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

For the cfb sickos, this is the same organization that @hollyanderson.bsky.social does great work with and every interaction I’ve had with them has been easy and painless.

If you’ve wanted another dog, but don’t want to train a puppy this is a great opportunity!

24.01.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you want more information and would be interested in giving this sweet girl a forever home, send me a DM and I can help get you started on that process!

24.01.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
AB&TC AVAILABLE COONHOUNDS AND BLOODHOUNDS - BLILY26 ABTC rescue Coonhounds and Bloodhounds available for adoption

ATTN: Iowa/other midwesterners

I’m taking in a beautiful coonhound for ABTCR today that is looking for a permanent home!

Lily is a sweet 6-8 year old female that is crate trained, good with people (including children), and good with other dogs.

www.coonhoundrescue.com/BLILY26.html

24.01.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4

Iowa had the highest enlistment per capita in the Union. One of the first records of my mom’s family being in the US is a family member fighting, getting captured, and being executed at Shiloh

I can love that fact and also not associate with that same family branch that today support secret police

22.01.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How was Lake Street Drive? Trying to decide if I should get my girlfriend some tickets and go on a little trip to see them for their tour this summer

22.01.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Python Playground - SymPy – bendemouth.github.io Learning the SymPy library - A library for symbolic mathematics and a replacement for LaTeX

I wrote about my beef with LaTeX last spring. I'm not in Python on this project so I can't use my workaround, either.

bendemouth.github.io/posts/python...

11.01.2026 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The good news: I found an open-sourced statistics textbook from Penn State to help with a model I'm trying to build.

The bad news: All of the formulas are littered with raw LaTeX that didn't compile so it's nearly incomprehensible.

11.01.2026 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No interceptions in any of these 5TD games either, and in two of them a quarter of all pass attempts go for touchdowns

Then there are another 3 games with 4TD/0INT.

10.01.2026 04:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Games with 5 touchdowns:

Indiana St.: 19/20 270yd 5TD

Illinois: 21/23 267yd 5TD

Oregon (as of the writing of this skeet): 17/20 177yd 5TD

10.01.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Games with 30 attempts:

ODU: 18/31 193yd 0TD

Oregon pt 1: 20/31 215yd 1TD

Penn State: 19/30 218yd 1TD

10.01.2026 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

At the conclusion of this game, Fernando Mendoza will have as many games with 5 touchdown passes as he does games with 30 attempts.

None of those games overlap.

10.01.2026 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A masked fascist cop

A masked fascist cop

The headshot of OU coach Brent Venables from the nose up

The headshot of OU coach Brent Venables from the nose up

I’m not trying to start anything but… is that Brent Venables?

09.01.2026 16:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More like Tim Dun-Carniero with that bank shot

09.01.2026 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PLAYOFF DOINK

09.01.2026 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes (complimentary)

06.01.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my good lord this game is bonkers

06.01.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m thinking the rice will help hold it all together a bit more/it’ll thicken up as it cools down. I can’t complain too much when I wanted something easy to just go while I was working

05.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A chicken cooked in a brown gravy with vegetables in a blue Dutch oven

A chicken cooked in a brown gravy with vegetables in a blue Dutch oven

A brown dog observing the food

A brown dog observing the food

Freestyling on a pot pie/smothered chicken & rice recipe for dinner tonight.

Gravy ended up a little thinner than I wanted because my thanksgiving stock I used dress thin as well.

It’s not perfect but it smells great (Stanzi agrees)

05.01.2026 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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