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Is there a word for the feeling of being ready for that bonkers anime power up that makes it so you can just punch reality and also after you're super hungry?

My response to people saying Trump is running the country like a business is that he is running it like a reality show about a business. High drama, nobody really wins, nothing happens, but everyone's talking about it

Happy Balaamtimes Day! It's when God talks out your ass

Roses are red.
Poppies are also red, you jerk.
Roses are not poppies, though.
That's not how syllogisms work.

The best thing I learned during my time as a Christian and subsequently, as an atheist in the intervening decades, is this: hatred always costs the hater their own freedom of being.

Heck yes he is! 🧡🦎

I for sure want to know about this animal

Haha, glad I checked the comments before posting this gif!

Let's make some beer and talk about canoes, behbeh

I remember the days when men were men. Wait, I'm thinking of Master Splinter

The way these appointments are going, we'll have to change the term "locker room talk" to "cabinet meeting"

Welcome to The Good Place,,, I got yo backs with some starter packs 👇🏾

My 1st Starter Pack / General
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Black Excellence
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SPORTS,!!
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MUSIC,!!!
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Memes + Jokes
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NEWS + MEDIA Outlets
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Interesting how many people choose to go back in the cave and watch the shadow play. Anyway, I can make a bunny!

I adore Reading Rainbow, I grew up on it, Burton is a national treasure. But the theme song is basically, "SUCK IT, BUTTERFLIES! I CAN READ AND IMAGINE THINGS!" So, I guess some animal biology lessons in there, too.

I thought Die Hard was an Easter movie

That is a quality etymology debate and I think, indicative of a quality marriage. Forgetting ice cream? Indefensible and rude

Maybe I'm being intrusive, but what etymology? More to my interest, what ice cream?

DNA: gonna kick out your hair.
Me: ok, can you do all of it?
DNA: naw, I'm on break

One of the neighborhood kids just coined the term "Son of a Biscuitnator" and now know who to vote for for president

This holiday season, I'm delighted to be commissioned and have commissioned another to make gifts. Speaks to our interconnectedness and beauty