Ant Ifa Quantumania 🇺🇸🇨🇦

Tbh it ought to be the end of the party as we know it @murray.senate.gov @cantwell.senate.gov @schumer.senate.gov

Since we’re calling on Trump to do things he’d never ever do,

Im calling on Trump to sign an EO retroactively denying the AOL/Time Warner merger and returning World Championship Wrestling to Turner Networks

And thats on Istanbul, NOT Constantinople

Idk which app it was but I just saw yesterday that Emma Stone was “cancelled” for being a zionist 🤷‍♂️

The downside to eating the rich is there almost no muscle mass anywhere. Its all stringy sinew and an acridity thats hard to describe.

I think it’s been a love hate for a few decades now

My buddy picked up a spare kid - a friend of his own son. Said kid lives with his dad, a single parent on disability after a near fatal car crash. Last night Kid was at my buddy's for dinner and asked, "Can you pack me some spaghetti to go? My dad's been starving himself to make sure I eat."

I dont know man. Something with windmills and 5G and vaccines I think

How is it the POTUS is the only person in government with any power?

Why do we even have a Congress if the only decider is POTUS?

You didnt at all, I was afraid I came in hot when I really meant it tongue-in-cheek

All that said, absolutely boycott and support the union!

Fair enough. Wasnt having a go at you, to be clear, I just see/hear similar comments a lot. Especially being the PNW

These kinds of statements amuse me.

“Support Starbucks workers but also fuck em because they cant even make a decent latte!”

Hey look at me. Look at me. Im the mayor now 🤣

“I hear youre a fan of mutual aide, burrito boy” 😂

Picturing Mamdani prancing around the 5 boroughs with a magic Muslim wand

While also trying to drag him for the (legitimately awful) statements his CHRISTIAN PASTOR made

I am 100% here for the Muscle Mommy Resistance but only for the purpose of fighting fascism and not any other reasons you may have heard about me 👀

Misgender the perpetrators and see how fast their tune changes

These numbers would be 1/3 of Uzbekistans entire GDP 🙄

I dont know what we’re meant to do but the linked account has 30k followers and close to zero engagement so that should be evidence enough

Pretty on the nose that a room full of Republican health experts didn't know what to do during the most common medical emergency regular people deal with.

Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.

a man with long hair and a beard is asking what year is it ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is asking what year is it

#DicksOut4Harambe

People complaining about Socialism always use Capitalism as the example.

Unless theyre trans or homeless