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Thomas White

@blarkytopia.bsky.social

AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist. I also occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising. America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024 twitch.tv/blarkytopia

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A giant man wearing a face mask and glasses throws several large foam dice across a drawing of the devil’s face.

A giant man wearing a face mask and glasses throws several large foam dice across a drawing of the devil’s face.

While you were out partying I studied the Devil’s Wheel.

01.11.2025 06:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Arctic squad!

01.11.2025 05:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Perhaps if you had fitted it rectally.

30.10.2025 17:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I was so pissed when that happened. CA Dems do at least seem to have learned their lesson on that front.

30.10.2025 17:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Pickle Surprise 60fps
YouTube video by FAKE BABU Pickle Surprise 60fps

The world would be a better place if “Pickle Surprise” had been taught in schools.

youtu.be/IC0R5afkJj4?...

29.10.2025 05:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a painting of a face with the words ham written on it Alt: A psychedelic genie and entranced women repeating the word “Ham!”
29.10.2025 05:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Vampire Survivors - Official Ante Chamber & 1.14 Update Launch Trailer | ID@Xbox Fall 2025 Showcase
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Oh my. Balatro *in* my Vampire Survivors?

I may need to fire up the old livestream just to torture the world with my giddiness over this combo.

Not for a month or two though, heh.

youtu.be/hU2fxy8mDmc?...

28.10.2025 21:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Training for this weekend.

27.10.2025 23:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My favorite Hanson song.

27.10.2025 23:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Blood for the blood god!

27.10.2025 22:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hadn’t even considered that that might be happening. I’ll stick with my 1900’s industrial for now.

27.10.2025 17:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you! I really enjoyed working on it. When the idea seamlessly flows into the execution it’s amazing.

27.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks! The model did most of the work, so it was fun.

27.10.2025 02:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Once I settled on how I was going to paint him I think it only took me about four or five hours total. Basically it’s a fancy slap chop. Painting the Fiends first showed me the way forward, so it was fun. Someday I’ll do the Bile and Acid variants too.

27.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

Plenty of incentives left to make the game chaos for us before we start, but also so many more opening up on our first game day!

Help us help the kids!

www.extra-life.org/participant/...

27.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A painted miniature of the Magma Giant on a Shadows of Brimstone mine tile with a pair of smaller painted Magma Fiend models.

A painted miniature of the Magma Giant on a Shadows of Brimstone mine tile with a pair of smaller painted Magma Fiend models.

A close up of a painted miniature of the Magma Giant on a Shadows of Brimstone mine tile with a pair of smaller painted Magma Fiend models.

A close up of a painted miniature of the Magma Giant on a Shadows of Brimstone mine tile with a pair of smaller painted Magma Fiend models.

The Magma Giant is painted, and I’m really proud of how it turned out.

Get ready to watch it beat the stuffing out of Team Sensible Shoes in three weeks when we do our annual #EXTRALIFE marathon of Shadows of Brimstone!

27.10.2025 01:37 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 4    📌 1
Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon 

(Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

Abcnews graphic: surreal moment as coyote drinks water from skylight window on top of Los Angeles hair salon (Image of exactly that, except the framing is canted and as a result it looks like a coyote imprisoned in a glass square a la the phantom zone from Superman)

I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone

25.10.2025 23:47 — 👍 14855    🔁 3243    💬 108    📌 104

So excited to be there tonight!

24.10.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Especially once the whiskey kicks in!

24.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well that’s my next video game stream settled.

24.10.2025 15:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Oh wait, you posted unfinished versions of these on the FFP Discord too. Overlapping circles! Definitely going to check that paint out.

22.10.2025 23:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Neat! What’s the paint you used on the wings?

22.10.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I miss when we all dressed like this and carried all this gear around. A simpler time that smartphones ruined and now no one talks about it.

22.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

19.10.2025 20:05 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Fuck yeah!

19.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pete Wilson has the weirdest boner right now.

16.10.2025 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Extra Life | Change Kids' Health, Change the Future I'm raising funds with #EXTRALIFE for kids treated at my Children's Miracle Network Hospitals! I need your help to reach my fundraising goal. Please donate today to change kids' health.

So far we have several mutations, a character who’s been bitten by a vampire, some delicious drinks, and THREE TANK FIGHTS… and we’re still a month from game day!

Pile on the chaos for Team Sensible Shoes, and help us help the kids!

www.extra-life.org/participant/...

16.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
A frowning Thomas the Tank Engine with a caption that says “Thomas had never seen such bullshit before”

A frowning Thomas the Tank Engine with a caption that says “Thomas had never seen such bullshit before”

16.10.2025 04:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Wee tuxedo cat Ike curled up on a gray blanket inside a fort of pillows and blankets on a couch. One white tipped paw stretches out from under his head. His pink nose touches his tail, which is curled around his body.

Wee tuxedo cat Ike curled up on a gray blanket inside a fort of pillows and blankets on a couch. One white tipped paw stretches out from under his head. His pink nose touches his tail, which is curled around his body.

Nap time! Blanket fort if ya got em.

14.10.2025 22:01 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Oh hey, it’s one of the games I did some supplementary testing on back in the day. Always did dig the visual aesthetic of the game. Developers had a lot of fun with what PS1 polygons could do.

13.10.2025 22:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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