Travis Ezell

In the Cephalaspidean genus Siphopteron, both seaslugs attempt to stab their partner with a two-part, spined penis

The view from here. #desk #workdodge

Medieval representation of Jesus on the cross and his abs are portrayed somewhat phallicly

I have questions about Christ's abdominal region here

Oops 😬

Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed

Nazi Hopes Elon Musk Antisemitism Apology As Disingenuous As It Seemed
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We were never able to write a second hit because of dei

When I have money I’m getting a print of this.

by Jay Kell
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Star Trek Short Treks scene from 'The Trouble with Edward." We're on ship and see two uniformed guys (like, guys wearing uniforms not dudes who don't have information) talking to one another along a bank of food replicators. One is Edward, which doesn't mean much since he was only ever in one 15 minute star trek short trek mini episode but still, it's Edward. Closed caption reads, "Barf."

CALL YOUR SENATOR! they love to hear you beg for the mercy they will never give

call your senator

Panel 1 - Black Hole: Bartender, I would like a glass of synthale. Panel 2 - Quark: Would you also like to see a food menu? Panel 3 - Black Hole: No thank you. I am a light eater. Panel 4 - End credits. Station at warp. Executive Producers - Dick Berman/Ira Steven Behr

Can't escape a joke this bad. #StarTrek #StarTrekDS9

Duo the Duolingo owl saying “let’s review your mistakes!”

Who else has this running as a background process at all times

I hope Trump poops his pants when he dies (as many people do), but I hope he does it when he’s still conscious enough to know he’s pooping his pants.

You should see my German/Spanish notes.

Friends, here's an opportunity to help a sick kid in Kenya, if you are so inclined. Feel free to contact me privately if you want more information or details.

I want to use this more, but I haven’t yet. Stay tuned. Enjoy in the meantime: sunlight on pilot pens.

A little motivation for your Sunday from David Lynch 🤍

Hell yea

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

@startrekshitposti.ng

#startrek

Eight? Indoctrinated! Heteronormative grooming. (But I mean, really.)

I think you’re allowed to slap people for that.

Hey all right, I’m on a roll… here’s another line for the proud of/embarrassed by category:

“As my father used to say, there’s no point in fellating the dead.”

A line in my novel I can’t decide if I’m proud of or embarrassed by:

“Heartache shouldn’t include boners.”

Oil painting of a richly laid table - fish, bread, wine, cheese, a lemon, and oysters on the halfshell arranged on a white tablecloth. A shorthaired white and brown tabby cat peeks out from behind a basket of unshucked oysters, delicately grabbing one oyster and dragging it from the silver platter.

One of my favorite sub-genres of art is Cats Stealing Food in Still Life Paintings. It’s so wonderfully disrespectful. Like Still Life with Cat by Alexandre-Francois Desportes, 1705. www.thegreatcat.org/the-cat-in-a...

Grandiloquent Word of the Day - Sepia-toned graphic in baroque Victorian typeface with pen-and-ink drawing of a girl in bed with illustrations of her dreams over her head. A fairy is casting a spell. A pixie is sliding down a thin rope. The words, Queen Mar” are floating above the illustrations.

Clinomania [KLIN-oh-MAY-nee-ya]
(n.)
-Excessive desire to lie down/stay in bed; morbid sleepiness

“Craving the continuous comfort of catnaps, Clara’s clinomania compels her to cocoon herself in her cherished chamber, clinging to cushions & cozy covers while chasing her cherished childhood dreams.”

Your NFTs Are Actually — Finally — Totally Worthless NFTs, once hyped as a revolution in cryptocurrency and digital art, have crashed since their boom market, becoming worthless.

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IF ONLY SOMEONE COULD HAVE POSSIBLY PREDICTED THIS

I want to use this for something, but I don’t have a sense who it’s audience will be. Writing stuff? Personal venting? More anti capitalist memes and sci-fi geekery? It’s an exciting and terrifying time because there’s no way to know! But hopefully something.

Bless!

a smiley face scrub daddy sponge in the sink in a puddle of bright red beet juice.

this city is afraid of me. i have seen its true face.