HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

This game is like I got caught smoking a baseball and now I have to smoke a whole pack of baseball

The Power Fantasy of Superman is you still have a staff job on a newspaper.

This absolute emotional rollercoaster of a post

Two baseball caps embroidered with Canadian flags.

Just got some accessories for our trip to Mexico.

I thought PTA had a specific dislike of the title being spoken in a movie. Isn’t he the one that makes a chicken noise when he sees it in movies? Did I make that up?

can anyone photoshop Buster into the Oval Office

I stand by this.

Scenes from the “war zone”

begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

Taken just a few minutes ago outside the ICE facility in Portland that Trump claims is under siege. My message to Donald Trump is this: we don’t need you here. Stay the hell out of our city.

Seems like a trap…

1/ I’m Till Eckert, a ProPublica reporter. For the past 2 weeks, I’ve been going to the same NY immigration courthouse.

Nearly every time, I see ICE agents arresting immigrants. Today, a woman was slammed to the ground after begging officials not to take her husband away.

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the only thing that can get us out of this is kimmel situation is to do Comedian Expendables. i'm talking all-out geezer war: mel brooks throwing knives into foreheads. dick smothers firing an M-60 out of a huey. carol burnett somersaulting around a guy's neck and strangling him with a garotte

Charlie Kirk says gun deaths "unfortunately" worth it to ... The conservative founder of Turning Point USA made the comments following a mass shooting in Nashville last week that resulted in six deaths.

www.newsweek.com/charlie-kirk...

What was running through my mind while watching Eddington:

My buddy @travisezell.bsky.social just had one of his short stories published! Drop what you’re doing and read it right now: mythaxis.co.uk/issue-42/swi...

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Opinion | We Study Fascism, and We’re Leaving the U.S.

“You know you’re living in a fascist society when you keep going over in your head the reasons why YOU’RE safe.” www.nytimes.com/2025/05/14/o...

Four panel comic by Brandon Reese titled Animal Crackers. In each panel Groucho Marx is speaking. 1 - One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas 2 - How I worked up the courage to kill a living thing I'll never know. 3 - (silent) 4 - They mourn their dead, as we do.

This @bransonreese.bsky.social four panel is never completely out of my head.

My home state. Go buckeyes.

Who will be the first to find out if the Pope’s been to Wieners Circle

I’m happy about the first American pope and all, but I’m disappointed that Susan Lucci was passed over yet again. Really thought this would be her year.

They also forgot a space between “open” and “in”.

Anybody else notice that the load screen for WaPo’s app changed from displaying the motto “Democracy Dies in Darkness” to an animated logo literally shrinking and hiding. A bit on the nose, don’t you think?

What about the red carpet looks at the Met gala?

'We're citizens!': Oklahoma City family traumatized after ICE raids home, but they weren't suspects A woman says her family’s fresh start in Oklahoma turned into a nightmare after federal immigration agents raided their home, taking their phones, laptops, and life savings – even though they were …

“Can you just reprogram yourself and see us as humans, as women? A little bit of mercy. Care a little bit about your fellow human, about your fellow citizen, fellow resident. We bleed too.” kfor.com/news/local/w...

I can’t stop laughing at this image

If you still even believe in “doors” or whatever…