Drink Wizard Shawn Carpenter

Def have my vote

Hey kids, did you know if you pick this up from the cooler and change your mind about buying it, leaving it randomly in the store, it won't go back to the shelf for sale.

It's a part of food safety we should all observe. Don't pickup strange warm dairy products, especially if it that coffemate shit

If Texas politicians can get arrested for leaving the state shouldn’t Ted Cruz be in the electric chair by now

City Panorama is a wild place to live apparently.

Blade Runner is a movie about how humanity has a right to kill God for his crimes against us and that's great

Oh I can finally see how this trainwreck ends. Bless

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

2. June 14th, unfortunately share it with one dastardly human. So I celebrate it on the 12th,13th, or 15th.

No it’s not, it was a pen name/on air name through college radio and my brief time as a staff writer for The Marvel Report. Kinda became the brand since.

Still won’t, cuz they have real guns so that’s a big no for me

They are really trying to reel me into Fortnite aren’t they? 😅

Oh this is exciting

Right in my backyard. That’s awesome. Good Riddance

What a bunch of pathetic losers

A get to know me better with 39 questions because 31 doesn’t exist

Why not?

Meh.

No matter how I die, please do not make a chatbot out of my face and voice for “news” broadcasters to exploit. Thank you. Also don’t make it for my parents if they somehow outlive me, just let me die.

Implies that someone’s gunna actually get off their ass and actually do something instead of the political theater nonsense they have been doing.

Making me nostalgic for a game that doesn’t even exist. How dare you!!

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender~

Felt that in my soul. Oof.

I’m annoyed that’s in my search history now. 🤦

I literally bought a knock off gamecube controller to play Hades. It’s a superior layout for my play style. It just works.

and if you piss me off i’ll invent something even Worse

my favorite bluesky arguments are the long drawn-out ones where person a responds via direct reply and person b exclusively answers through quote-posts. it's like seeing two people arguing on the street with one person facing sideways and shouting into the open door of a baskin robbins

Cuties

I will say the voice of Constantine is perfect for the role. So much so he had the role in a failed NBC series that got wrapped into the Arrowverse for whatever reason.

That sounds like hell

This saddens me