RevDJEsq says Abolish ICE

You think the media that considered the suggestion of influence a scandal when Clinton said hi to Loretta Lynch would be at least a little bit interested in the mountain of extremely strong hints that the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES was personally involved in CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING

But then that would mean that an entire political party is covering for, and totally subservient to.. an old pervert???

Epstein Alleged in Emails That Trump Knew of His Conduct

Whoa

Literally a core piece of advice from personal finance experts is frequently: "Do not co-sign loans."

Also: Argentina is not our kid. At best it's an irresponsible friend. Would you co-sign a loan for your least responsible friend?

Went for coffee with mate wearing short sleeve short under suit jacket. Took off jacket in cafe and my mate says to waitress, "I'll have a latte, I don't know what Sipowicz here wants though!"

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

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Miss Piggy?

Check out Fun-Size Temu Col. Steven Lockjaw over here:

Temu Colonel Steven Lockjaw looking dumbass.

High earners are not as big a problem as the low levels on capital gains for the wealthy.

Really wish I had gotten a better shot of this but holding a phone that says “who else was just ‘following orders’?” up to a riot cop is hard as hell

Because you'll freeze and the Chicagoans will love it and laugh at you.

/3 I am informed it’s normal to get more intolerant as I get older and I think I am absolutely getting less tolerant of other people’s absolute bullshit.

Either start a new canon, or make "James Bond" a name that is passed down to the only 007-agent, whoever he is at any given time, regardless of what his actual name/background is.

Obviously must not live somewhere the skies of November turn gloomy, or been around when the gales of November came early.

Mayor Brandon Johnson is climbing the ladder to becoming the most popular politician in Chicago.

"America needs a government as good as its people" is a helluva line, and true (so long as those people are Chicagoans).

And letting phone calls from Isaac Chotiner go straight to voicemail.

Personally, I will be trying to avoid the notice of Joyce Carol Oates and Kendrick Lamar for the rest of my natural life

"Trump is right, let's celebrate our victory in the Civil War."

"Whoa whoa whoa, hold on, we need to be sensitive here...."

this is a day that literally celebrates the end of war

Presumably the opposite of a "Go Cats" is an "I-L-L!"

Oh man, they've been in Chicago my whole life. Used to be a key advertiser on Cubs games on WGN back in the 1980s when I was a kid watching games from Florida

Whatever’s happening in the Senate, I want everyone to read this & remember that this is our lives. In Chicago. The suburbs. Everywhere. We fight it every day. With organizing. With cantankerousness. With courage. With humor & kindness & generosity & solidarity & patriotism & love

And we will win

588-2300, EMPIRE!

I'mma Whris Wuomo, and I'mma gonna cover for my sex pest brother!

I'mma Whris Wuomo, and I'mma gonna cover for my sex pest brother!

Max Green in this second half just had the hottest stretch of basketball I've ever seen a Northwestern player have.