BlooMunKy

Look at these scammy bastards. Immediately you grab them thinking they are a quid. #tradingstandards

Its like the bloke has never read a book, or even went to school or watched the history channel.

oh ffs, ringing up the water company to pay my bill because their website is shonky... I ended up with "have a good evening, love you bye bye" what a tit 😍😆

The FBI need to investigate why these cunts are impersonating their officers.

Someone bit a tiny little chunk out of my ear once in a fight. it would not stop bleeding for hours, no matter what I did. It pissed out. No I'm not Evander Holyfield.

i meant a Zulu chant, not a Welsh one.....

Hang on. Never watched gladiator before. But they took a chant from the film Zulu. Lazy production

I knew another bloke who got his pay packet on a Friday and went straight to the bookies hoping he would win, more often than not he lost and his family were left potless, we cooked food for them. He ended up fucking off somewhere which i hate to say was the best thing that happened to them

I told him to stop, but he put another £50 in after I left him. so sad

I'll tell you a something I witnessed (granted slot machines will be hard to tax) I saw a man in a pub put £20 in a gambler one day, won the £200 jackpot, and he put every single penny back in and won nothing. It is a bad, bad addiction.

and still havent fixed the roof

I never understood why they got rid of it years ago, they tax booze and tobacco hugely. If anything, rather than hurt vulnerable people they need to tax the bookies a whole lot more.

Why do people stick dill in everything, especially salmon? Fausty stuff, the devils pubes🤢

this was 5 years ago. Part of me telling myself. It helped

No way i'll just let it overcome again. No way. (To my daft brain) I see your depression and raise you life.

This morn I was ready to just wallow in my bed. I felt like shite, this depression thing that can grab me if I let it. Instead in a split second I decided that I'd change all the bed sheets, have a shave and shower and put washing on the line. The act of doing something without thinking overtook me

YouTube video by The Stig Ozzy Osbourne:skits and commercials compilation

The only sensible way for you to spend the next 40 minutes of your life. #OZZY www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywNS...

you do have a voice though. even if no fucker listens at least make sure it's on record ❤️

rant over 😇

The amount of players we have let go, especially from our acadeny for tiny prices and the money we have payed other clubs for recruitment should be praised, it all filters down. Not even mentioning the effect our type of football has influenced every team in the world over the past decade.

I'm so proud that we are fighting it. So many fans of other clubs want us hung, drawn and quartered, but they dont actually get what we are fighting for. Ignorance is bliss.

This is why our case is taking so long, they tried to implement a rule that is unlawful and goes against every fiber of actual fair play. Bunch of fucking jokers. I know it's the PL and not the FA but it has filtered down to the detrimement of football teams up and down the land.

#onlyconnect @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social asking about nights in Cardiff, I once swapped my £150 trainers with a tramp for his black shoes to get into a club on a stag do, I was the best man and it was about 2 am.. it ended up it was empty and we were the only people in there. Had a good laugh though

good job you weren't seated upstairs😇

Eating in an otherwise very normal, inexpensive, NOT trendy sushi/Thai joint in Key Largo and my veggie sushi platter unexpectedly arrived via robot with a cat face?

and jaws ofc, bit of space nookie 🫤

and people with a decanter of brandy ready for a stiff one when you get bad news

YouTube video by gosponLimeni BATH DAY

@markhamillofficial.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/tx_I3...

Rebecca Loos on "celebrity" SAS tonight, last time I saw her on tele she was wanking off a pig...