BlooMunKy

I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is

Wolves at home in the draw would do me tonight.

Arse biscuits. I popped my back again, lifting a bag of plaster, summats not right here. FFS I used to have to lift 65K every 8 minutes on a shift. 😞

Wont catch me in a girdle though... I can run fast.

baby sat me well 👍

10 years later same bloke tried to have a pop at my Dad so I reworked the gesture, he didnt know i was that little boy on the milk crate. swings and fuck abouts. RIP Dad, he was a nutter

When I was a kid my Dad used to take me in the pub to teach me how to play pool, he used to put me up on a milk crate so i could reach the table. (good snooker player my Dad) once there was a bloke going "oh the table isnt for kids". My old man squared him on the jaw and we carried on. I was about 8

thatll do

Khusanov is the best defender we've had in quite a while

I recall going to some beach in Devon, my kids were very young and building sand castles with me. Some local cunt with a dog came along the beach and let his dog piss on my lads constructions. I squared up to th bleach blonde cunt and he shat himself and walked off, Memories

Pissed up Saturday after the footy and thought I did a few lines for the nights lottery, Turns out It was for Wednesday. If I win summat I'll laugh my tits off.

Lovely leg splay from Anna Kournikova there

"What a triple sec" should be used, and "These fuckers should be on that strictly skating show that schofield got binned off of"

See, you did find summat to do on a gloomy evening.

Yes, I can't be culpable for others ignorance 🤷‍♂️

I'm the innocent party Sir

awww

"It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt"

This is how BBC Alba introduced Serie A 🥹

throwback right there, if you know.....

If I was on The floor I'd absolutetly obliterate the dude on video games. You seen it @frozen-burger.bsky.social ?

Watching The floor on +1, fuck the lot of them i say, smack talk on quizzes is cringy as fuck.

GOLD!!!!!

This twin skele is

France not committing anyone to the ruck when they are defending, we have 6 in there when we are attacking, ridiculous.

Fucking numbers #Cymru mun.

Getting prepared for another absolute leathering today. #Cymru 🤢

and a runny yolk ofc

just made some sausage patty and egg muffins, bigger, better and cheaper than that mcdonalds garbage 😋

GOLD!! for GB in snowboard X 🥇

NJot to mention our onside goal.

and the bad tackle my Digne and the villa offside, awful awful shit. good job toon won.