Amber T

The first episode of SAI: DISASTER made me feel sick with anxiety at one point and then gasp so loud I woke the cats up at another. Already hooked.

Look how they massacred my James Sunderland

So refreshing in a post-RETURN TO SILENT HILL world to remember that this exists

A ton of people have messaged me on IG asking if this is real and it gives me no pleasure to tell them that it is. Wouldn’t wish being a SILENT HILL fan on my worst enemy tbh.

Lmfaooo that one honestly looks better

NOTHING can prepare you for the beard I promise

The only positive from all this is that we will surely never have to suffer through a Gans SILENT HILL movie again. Imagine if he’s got his hands on Heather my god. Imagining wig alone is enough to give you the willies.

Look how they massacred my James Sunderland

January is like that friend who won’t take the hint and leave your house after a gathering. Like girl can you fuck off already please you’ve been here long enough.

What happened to homework

I can’t stop thinking about that video of a tiktoker calling Delroy Lindo an ‘emerging artist’ to his face while every seasoned journo I know is struggling to get 5 minutes on a junket with talent 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Don’t ever come for me on the original SH2 btw I was actually playing it when it came out unlike many of the Full Walkthrough No Commentary crowd 💅

Pulling out the old ‘Konami INTENTIONALLY chose bad voice actors for the original game and it definitely wasn’t down to lack of budget or poor localization’ cope tactics I see

I see the ‘actually RETURN TO SILENT HILL is supposed to look completely tacky and awful and if you don’t get that you’re not a fan of the game’ defenses have started lmao

Toyama mentioned

The bit that got me was her flagging the bus down WHILE IT WAS PULLING UP TO THE BUS STOP. And then waving it off after 3 seconds.

Do you know how bad your movie has to be for me to hear Big Akira going apeshit on the Theme of Laura guitar solo and I feel absolutely nothing at all

The beard 😭😭😭😭😭

This fucking wig man. You’re not even prepared for how it looks in action.

Genuinely what the fuck are we doing here

THE BONE TEMPLE having to share theater space with this is so genuinely insulting

RETURN TO SILENT HILL makes SILENT HILL: REVELATION look like a Criterion classic

Yeah Snake should be no lower than 3 honestly

Jimmy Shite #3 IKTR 👏👏

Dkdjdjdkfj we did it though 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Is it wrong that I’m genuinely kind of excited to witness this all timer flop

I know sorry I need to grow up

Feeling good

The worst thing about Google’s new AI bullshit aside from all the other worst things about it is that it makes it really hard to find the source of where it’s pulling info from an intuitive interface point of view

A few people have messaged to ask me my thoughts and while I haven’t seen it yet, I will be seeing it tomorrow. And yes I will be reviewing it.