EJ @milfs - Bluesky Profile

Bought breakfast at work because I was running late and stayed well under budget, everybody clap

18.02.2026 13:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What ARE today’s butches doing though, like where do you even meet them nowadays

18.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me, actively not dating: Where is the chunky butch of my dreams

18.02.2026 02:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Man I’m eating so good with Domina and I just know that means a big fat nerf is coming :’)

17.02.2026 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

domina and vendetta overwatch — vendetta is kneeling (though it’s cropped bc I got too lazy to finish the drawing) before domina

they got evil corporate yuri in overwatch

17.02.2026 10:14 — 👍 67 🔁 20 💬 3 📌 0

They could put out a Domina skin that’s just the base skin plus a pair of these and I’d buy it

17.02.2026 02:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

16.02.2026 22:35 — 👍 5839 🔁 1457 💬 15 📌 7

Meals lately have been looking niceeeeeee

16.02.2026 15:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And baby boy was so gentle on this morning’s walk 😭 he stopped and turned to look at me and walk beside me whenever I hesitated at ice or began to move more slowly

12.02.2026 14:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t believe I’m still kickin’ and showing no signs of concussion tbh, my entire body felt like a funny bone that got smacked on a table

12.02.2026 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I cracked my skull on the ice yesterday morning and almost passed out and Björn stayed right with me even though I dropped his leash. Look at how concerned he looks here 🥺 I love this boy so much, I’m so lucky to have him

12.02.2026 14:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I miss my little cat so much bro :(

12.02.2026 14:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I started to make a document to list some alternatives for Discord that I’ll keep updating. It’s not necesserily to invite everyone to jump out but it’s good to know that they exist.

write.ellipsus.com/edit/5c78554...

Keep bothering Discord and inform yourselves.

10.02.2026 12:37 — 👍 696 🔁 363 💬 21 📌 7

I just wanna go home and hang out with my dog bro

10.02.2026 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

FINALLY DRAFTS

10.02.2026 13:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn this one felt GOOD

10.02.2026 02:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can buy a lot of good stuff at ALDI, but perhaps the best thing is Paper Bag of Honeycrisp Apples.

09.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tired: watching the “all American halftime show”
Wired: not watching any of it except in reels afterward because the only reason they bring cool artists on is because they want the other 60% of the nation’s views as well

09.02.2026 13:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ZERO DOLLAR COPAY FOR PHYSICAL THERAPY. Omg I could cry 🥺

06.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And now having been here a little while I’m like, I’m so content I could totally see me here at least 10 years

04.02.2026 20:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Going from my old job to the evil in-between period job to my current job actually gave me culture shock because what do you MEANNNNN we’ve got multiple people IN MY DEPARTMENT ALONE who have been working here (HAPPILY, mind you) for 50+ years!!!!

04.02.2026 20:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0