Lizard

Meme: Drawing of a baby rabbit wearing an armoured helmet and leaf armour shawl, carrying a book under one arm, holding a spear with a teapot, hooked onto the metal spearhead that is trident shaped.

Good morning rebels...

the pinnacle of art

#cyndaquil

Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.

Neil banging out the tunes
#art

The trash-obsessed beast in question, a brown tabby cat. He is crouched on a tile floor next to a white kitchen garbage can, glaring daggers at the camera since his attempts to break into the trash have been foiled once more.

Hey #catparents, I need your help! My tabby beast is so determined to get into my garbage that I’ve had to put bricks in the can, put a latch on the lid, and stop hooking the bag over the lip of the can. Any advice to keep him out (and keep my sanity intact)?

Two cats sitting in a cat tree. A brown tabby cat is on the top level, looking a little annoyed. A brown and white longhair cat is peeking out of a bed on the level below, looking surprised. There are two Pokémon plush on the tree as well, a Repeat Ball and a Typhlosion.

My cats pranked me today and pretended to actually get along for five seconds #cats #tabbycat #longhaircat

A fluffy brown and white cat looking up at a hand with purple nail polish, holding a green pill case with multiple compartments. The pill case has stickers and cheeky labels on each compartment. The photo is captioned, “You got catnip in there mama?”

Guess I’m not allowed to hold anything that rattles anymore #cat #catsofbluesky

A fluffy brown and white cat with green eyes. She is sitting on top of a bookshelf which stores shoes, looking at the camera with wide eyes because she got caught in the act. There are shoes on the shelf below her, a spray bottle shoved to the side from her jump, and various other effects on top of the shelf.

Tiny criminal! No kitties on the shoe shelf! #cat #catsofbluesky

A fluffy brown and white cat, curled up in a person’s lap. She is peeking over their elbow with one barely opened, looking like she’s about to fall asleep.

How I want to be today instead of spending my day at work #catsofbluesky #cat

Pride flag time! ✨

Quit looking at me with them big ole eyes! #caturday

Apologies for getting a bit political on main tonight.

I think this cartoon sums it up.

Guess I should put my AO3 username out there in case any of the TikTok influx folk need something to read 😂 go look me up as Bespectacled_Bunny!

A fluffy brown and white cat with big green eyes. She is sitting in a box a bit too small for her, so her fur is spilling out. The box has some tree and reindeer tissue paper at the side.

A fluffy brown and white cat with green eyes, a pink nose, and long whiskers. She is sitting in a cardboard box a bit too small for her, and her fluff is spilling over the edge. She has also displaced a bit of tree and reindeer tissue paper. The cat is looking up at the camera and making a lovely expression.

In this holiday season, Ariadne would like to remind you that she is the only gift you’ll ever need #catsofbluesky #catsinboxes

A cat’s back paw. The fur is white, the beans are ruddy pink, and there are long white tufts of fur emerging from between the toes.

Woe, toe beans be upon ye!

A brown tabby cat lying on his back on light tile flooring. There is a small section of thin hair on his stomach, revealing a patch of pink skin. The cat has a confused expression on his face, as if he wasn’t expecting to have his picture taken.

A fluffy brown and white cat lying on her side on light tile flooring. She is polydactyl, and her fifth toe can be seen on the inside of her left paw. Long tufts of white hair peek out from between her toes. Her eyes are wide open and light green. Her nose is very pink. She looks up at the camera with a surprised expression.

Happy #caturday from my two favorite beasts! #cat #catsofbluesky

…..and then there’s this criminally stinky lump. This is Nova, he eats plastic and thinks only of getting into the garbage.

By the way, this is my cat Ariadne. She’s named after a princess and she knows it!
#cat

Now begins the mortifying ideal of being known (starting out on a new social app)

Hey everybody, I’m Liz/Lizard, and I like to write stuff, think about my cats, and play video games.