@coreywrites.bsky.social
Satirical writer. Playwright. Voter. Occasional activist.
president’s day much!!!
16.02.2026 13:12 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A five hour-long series of commercials occasionally interuppted by a sporting event is happening later today. Am I understanding that correctly?
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Hey. Germany? I know you’re busy, but if you could bring this to the Kennedy Center, I’d be very much obliged.
apnews.com/article/trum...
When Beyonce is president, she needs to declare the day of Donald Trump’s death a federal holiday. 💀👍🇺🇸
04.02.2026 13:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump tried to acquire Greenland. He gutted the White House, and he plans to do the same to the Kennedy Center.
He’s remaking the world in his own image. Is it any surprise things are so fucking ugly?
They should have stopped Hitler at Munich.
We should have stopped Trump at the fucking escalator.
The “we thought they had a gun” defense has never withstood scrutiny.
Abolish ICE. Right fucking now.
Yet another athlete I once admired turns out to be a MAGA whore. 🤦♂️
youtu.be/v0JvIvCQXkA?...
If Trump wants Greenland so badly, maybe we can build a Siberia-esque gulag there for him when he is finally held accountable for his crimes.
It’s coming.
Remember when we all thought it couldn’t possibly get worse than George W. Bush? Neither do I. 🤦♂️
20.01.2026 16:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m putting together a Spotify playlist comprised of songs to play loudly in public for the sake of annoying ICE Agents.
Any suggestions? #iceoutnow
So Trump wants to bomb Iran to protect protestors, and dispatch a makeshift Gestapo to suppress them here…? 🤔🤦♂️🇮🇷🇺🇸
13.01.2026 16:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You there! Boy! What day is this? What’s today, my fine fellow? 🎄#christmas
25.12.2025 14:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Congressional Republicans to Americans who get their health insurance through the ACA: Drop dead! No, really…
17.12.2025 12:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The dude is incapable of not making everything about himself.
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Many thanks, as always, to @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social for the opportunity! weeklyhumorist.com/coming-soon-...
12.12.2025 14:27 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
I've been trying to get this published somewhere for at least two years (I honestly don't remember how long it's been). Many thanks to Little Old Lady for finally making it happen! You’ve made my wish come true. @litoldladyhaha.bsky.social www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/3v...
09.12.2025 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pope Leo, the first American pope, is visiting Turkey today.
I see what he did there. 🇹🇷🦃🍗
My latest for The Flak: www.the-flak.com/writing/does...
20.11.2025 20:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I hope they don’t figure out a way to run ads in your dreams. That would be a nightmare.
16.11.2025 21:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wonder how long it’s going to take for Andrew Cuomo to start a podcast. He has nothing else to do now…🤔
05.11.2025 15:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Doomscrolling has been replaced by hopescrolling. At least for today.
Let’s enjoy it. We need it.
Ding dong, the Dick is dead!
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/04/u...
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Just in time for Halloween, “Waiting for the Great Pumpkin, by Samuel Beckett.” Thanks to The Gorko Gazette for the opportunity!
thegorkogazette.com?p=24461
If MAGA Republicans weren’t afraid of protest, they wouldn’t be demonizing it.
March today. Please. #NoKingsDay 🚫👑
Maria Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Donald Trump www.myinstants.com/en/instant/s...
10.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My contribution to this most holy of observances. @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social
weeklyhumorist.com/prominent-wo...
Fox News would cream their jeans over tan suits if Donald Trump wore one.
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