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Maria Corina Machado has won the Nobel Peace Prize instead of Donald Trump www.myinstants.com/en/instant/s...

Prominent World Leaders Who Are More Excited About the New Taylor Swift Album Weigh In on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict – Weekly Humorist

My contribution to this most holy of observances. @weeklyhumorist.bsky.social

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Fox News would cream their jeans over tan suits if Donald Trump wore one.

"Taking Tylenol is, uh...not good."

Our president, everyone... 🤦‍♂️

Never half ass anything. Be a total ass at all times.

Welp. It’s Saturday. Time to engage in some unbridled online hate speech like the domestic terrorist I am.

I hate the MAGA movement. I hate Donald Trump. I hate J.D. Vance. I hate Brendan Carr…

I was standing at the entrance of a bar and someone mistook me for the bouncer.

I guess the weights are paying off… 🏋💪🥊

“Prominent World Leaders Who Are More Excited About Taylor Swift Weigh in on the Russia-Ukraine Conflict” — The FLAK “Would it be worth trying to have her come in to broker peace?”

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“I’d Like to Make it Clear We Are All “Never Trumpers!’” – A Statement from St. Peter the Apostle — The FLAK “His ascendance to the presidency is a ‘sign from God?!’ Yeah. Fuck that noise.”

My latest for The Flak. #trump #nevertrumpers #heaven www.the-flak.com/writing/ieqg...

“I Hereby Disavow Any Association With Dean Cain” – A Statement from Superman — Little Old Lady Thank you all for joining me. Thanks also to Perry White, Lois Lane, and everyone at The Daily Planet for handling the logistics of this hastily assembled press conference. My pal Jimmy Olsen will b...

The good people at @litoldladyhaha.bsky.social have published my Superman disavowing Dean Cain article! www.littleoldladycomedy.com/all-works/qs...

“I’m an Infectious, Formerly Non-Existent Disease, and I’ve Never Been Prouder to be an American!” — The FLAK “It’s boom time for us airborne pathogens, and we have you, the good ol’ U.S. of A, to thank for it!”

My latest for The Flak: www.the-flak.com/writing/wzqq...

It’s Not You, It’s the Fact That We Now Have a Reality Show on TLC – Weekly Humorist

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“I Hereby Disavow Any Association With Dean Cain” – A Statement from Superman — The FLAK “Despite my durability, this has become a pain in my ass!”

Superman weighs in on the Dean Cain controversy. He may have had some help from me.

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Knock knock!
Who's there?
ICE!
ICE who?
Immigrations Customs Enforcement, and oh--look, guys! We have a No-knock warrant!

He Read (at Least) 3,599 Books in His Lifetime. Now Anyone Can See His List.

#lifegoals

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Maybe it’s not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. - Ozzy Osbourne

Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael

No one has less respect for a Trump supporter than Donald Trump.

You can never know a man until you’ve walked a mile on his shoes.

Specifically, you can know how far he’s willing to run after you barefoot to get his shoes back.

Congress, Now More Than Ever, Our Nation Needs Your Cowardice Share This Editorial

When satire speaks the truth. @theonion.com theonion.com/letter-to-co...

“One of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority.” - Christopher Hitchens

No lie detected.

Hey. Trump. Fuck you. It’s my birthday too and I have no qualms about figuratively pissing on your literal parade.

#nokings #happybirthdayyouschmuck 🚫👑🖕

I love the detail of the tiny hand.

No Kings On June 14—Flag Day—Donald Trump wants tanks in the street and a made-for-TV display of dominance for his birthday. A spectacle meant to look like strength. But real power isn’t staged in Washington. ...

Tomorrow I’m going to celebrate my birthday by doing what I can to help ruin his. Join me, wont you?

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For a guy who loves garbage takeout food, this T.A.C.O. acronym has got to be driving Trump crazy.

We should TOTALLY stop using it. 🌮🍊🖕

Today on @npr I briefly misheard “Donald Trump dined” as “Donald Trump died.” A guy can dream…

The best things in life aren’t things.

“To Prove You’re Human, We’ll Be Administering Blade Runner’s Voight-Kampff Test” -These Online Verification Measures Are Not Fucking Around — Little Old Lady Thank you for being a valued user of our site. It’s been two days since your last visit, so we’ve logged you out as a security measure. Your username and password are both correct, but we’re not convi...

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