Teri Rhodes

at Monday's infusion, i had my normal bloodwork done and it showed that my magnesium was low and i needed a 4 gram infusion of that, my liver enzymes were too high so i couldn't have my actual chemo, only the monoclonal and lastly, my blood sugar was 60 which is the second time it's been that (1/2)

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Dude‼️

The Neverending Story scene where Atrayu, who has essentially been tasked with saving the world of imagination from complete loss, loses their own horse Artax who sinks in the swamp that exists because of the emergent situation of disappearing capabilities for imagination, dark swampy scene where the white horse appears to lose its motivation to continue the journey while Atreyu, the young warrior struggles and eventually loses the effort to pull the horse through the feeling of despair

Atreyu losing Artax really affected some of you more than you’re willing to admit

🤔 yeah‼️

apostrophe is short for a piece of shit trophy

I don’t use PayPal very often so it’s more of a PayAcquaintance

Pay who??

that which does not kill you will only be denied coverage by insurance

True that.

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vacuuming the house but really hot rodding it: drifting around corners, popping wheelies, doing a kick-flip over the ottoman

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A very guilty-looking chocolate lab sits in front of two loaves of (pumpkin?) bread. One has been partially eaten.

“It wasn’t me.”
“I have several witnesses.”
“They’re mistaken.”
“We found crumbs in your fur.”
“You planted those there.”
“Don’t be ridiculous.”
“I’m being framed.”
“Listen, pal-“
“Lawyer.”
“Excuse me?”
“I said I want my lawyer.”
“I don’t think-“
“Listen, buddy, I’ve got rights.”

A close up photo of a person wearing a jacket. There's a pin sticking upward on the collar. If the person's head drops to low, the pin will stick into their neck

to fix a collar gap on a budget, stick a pin in the collar like this to prevent your head from dropping

😑…😁

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A small bird wrapped in a tortilla, resembling a burrito.

“Are the cops gone?”
“Yeah.”
“Thanks buddy, I owe you one.”

🤔 That’s it‼️

no i have not gained weight, i’ve upgraded to a larger storage capacity

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[avengers mansion]

CAP: good morning Avengers let's begin

IRON MAN: wait spider-man is missing

OPEN MOUTH MAN: weird he was here when i went to sleep last nite

You’re very…uhm…brave.

She was. She's VERY strong.

Told my wife I couldn't watch the new Frankenstein movie because I was Igoraphobic lol and she threw me out of a moving car.

😬 Who was driving⁉️

Oh.

Fiber??

Fiber??

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