brie larceny

oh my god

*gazes balefully at ‘the lighthouse’ (2019)*

more movies should be sea shanties

I would be entirely into that

spirit jazz, desert blues, folk horror & slice-of-life

sea shanty is easily one of the top five genres

That's the context bagpipes are supposed to be used in. Not funerals, not playing Amazing Grace for cops. King Malcolm of Scotland is smiling down at this brave lad

& BAGPIPES ARE FOR FREEDOM

idk body I don’t think I am?? but what choice do I have but to go to sleep at this point we can argue about my caloric deficit tomorrow (maybe)

like I ate two cookies & some french fries & my body is like “cool that’s dinner you’re good”

as far as navigating side effects is concerned one of the toughest parts of kicking prescribed stimulants is that my appetite makes absolutely zero sense rn

he was a real prodigy, one of the great unsung voices of his generation

John wick looking battered, sitting while a grey dog with a waggy tail asks if he is ok.

#Johnwick

GenAI users are just another in the long line of people who want an easy path to creative success, so they target art, because they think the work of creation is unimportant in regards to the product

It’s the “I could do that” guy in the modern art museum

It’s why they choose the genres they do

finally someone brave enough to say it

is today’s sports match important? trick question: sports are never important

oh is there a sports match today? there is isn’t there

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

these cowards love to post stats like this & get all the centrist boomers all riled up but none of them will actually put their fucking money where their mouth is & do something about it

A yellow "caution wet floor" standee. The bottom is flared so it looks like a banana peel.

Standee, deployed

This object is a legitimate masterpiece of design

*choking on seltzer* there’s a bondage faeries bot?? why wasn’t I informed

oh wow the ketchup bottle was very nice but I think this is the one for me

This is "The Red Flag Women's Novelty Purse" thread

Qualifiers:
-labeled for women (adults)
-strange/unnecessary design
-include crossbody strap
-able to fit large smartphone/set of items
-nothing priced above $60 *most avg in the $20s-$30s w/ some under $20

NOW choose your red flag purse or DIE:

From Tumblr

you’re an inspiration to us all

The pronouns labeler shut down but there's a new one over here

the magic of the Muppets is that there are two fourth walls. they constantly break the one that reminds the audience they are performers. they NEVER break the one that reminds the audience they are puppets. this dynamic is the key to their entire comedy style

congratulations on another historic victory

as batshit insane as things are here at the end of the world I absolutely did not have “alchemy proven possible” on my 2026 bingo card