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โ€œChildren left unattended will be given a Red Bull and taught to swear.โ€

- sign at The Heys Inn, Oswaldtwistle, UK

08.10.2025 17:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 50    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Agreed!
They regularly use โ€œpertโ€ to describe body parts of said young girls..

Who fkn says that??!!

01.10.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Frightening and excellent as Teddy Bass in Sexy Beast.
That movie is 10/10!

29.09.2025 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Now this is Content

26.09.2025 17:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3315    ๐Ÿ” 1046    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 163
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDONโ€”Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

18.09.2025 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12897    ๐Ÿ” 3113    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 174    ๐Ÿ“Œ 169
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From here on he shall be known as Mark Cockzuckerberg.

07.09.2025 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 59    ๐Ÿ” 12    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Angela Rayner a 'great British success story', says PM after tax affairs row Sir Keir Starmer criticised people briefing against his deputy after scrutiny of her tax affairs.

Angela Rayner is a "great British success story" and it is a "mistake" for people to be briefing against her, Keir Starmer has said

news.sky.com/story/angela...

01.09.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 439    ๐Ÿ” 76    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Fair winds and following seas, Salty!

18.08.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it needs a strong, nervous arm to strike the first iron into the fish

15.08.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 68    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
A very mistaken list of the last 12 presidents of the United States and their years in office produced by the Ph.D level scholar known as ChatGPT-5. Includes John F. Katwady, president 1991-1968; George W. bush, president 220Z-1999), and Bill Christen, president 1999-2001

A very mistaken list of the last 12 presidents of the United States and their years in office produced by the Ph.D level scholar known as ChatGPT-5. Includes John F. Katwady, president 1991-1968; George W. bush, president 220Z-1999), and Bill Christen, president 1999-2001

I've seen this on Bluesky and had to try it myself. The image below was the response to the prompt: "Show me a diagram of the US presidents since Herbert Hoover, with their names and years in office under their photos" Bravo, OpenAI, bravo.

08.08.2025 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3194    ๐Ÿ” 822    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 449    ๐Ÿ“Œ 764

โ€œCanadaโ€™s recommendationโ€ฆโ€?
โ€œโ€ฆmarginalized communities to off themselves?โ€

Ffs Bill youโ€™re out here saying this shit with your full chest and you just look ill informed which is conflicting to me because you did use that Oxford comma.

14.07.2025 17:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canada passed no medical โ€œmurderโ€ bill, Bill. Your โ€œbeliefsโ€ and inflammatory rhetoric on the subject wonโ€™t change that fact.

Taking a break from the USA shit show to pontificate on our MAID legislation are yโ€™all? Sit. Down.

14.07.2025 14:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canada passed no medical โ€œmurderโ€ bill you fkn Christian drama queen.

14.07.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In summation, the presidentโ€™s BFF turned out to be the most notorious pedophile in American history and theyโ€™re now burying his client list because the president is on it.

Youโ€™re all caught up.

09.07.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1565    ๐Ÿ” 395    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 11
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Happy Birthday to Alan Turing, born on this day in 1912. Turing was a genius and a computing pioneer who helped England crack the Naziโ€™s enigma code during World War II. The country repaid him by having him chemically castrated for being a homosexual.

23.06.2025 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1149    ๐Ÿ” 305    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 35    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9
Amanda Knox on what it took to reclaim her freedom (2025) | Crime Story
YouTube video by CBC Podcasts Amanda Knox on what it took to reclaim her freedom (2025) | Crime Story

I spoke with CBC for their Crime Story Podcast. Check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8lP...

11.06.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 88    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Oui!

30.05.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œPrivileged bubbleโ€ - as if. There you go againโ€ฆ

28.05.2025 00:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You are lending credence to my previous post

27.05.2025 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Same

27.05.2025 17:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol the replies are incredible, arenโ€™t they?!

27.05.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ“Œ

25.05.2025 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s Mary Anningโ€™s birthday, so time to share @katebeaton.bsky.socialโ€™s brilliant cartoon again.

21.05.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18699    ๐Ÿ” 4556    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 73    ๐Ÿ“Œ 92

It was ever thusโ€ฆ

20.05.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The permanent constitutional condition of the manufactured man, thought Ahab, is sordidness.

17.05.2025 12:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 136    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Was wondering how your โ€œLondon lifeโ€ was going!!!
Innit!

16.05.2025 15:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Dogwood?

08.05.2025 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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