You can't watch Jennifer's Body as a biologist, because you'll spend too much time wondering why there's a musk deer in the temperate rainforests of northern Minnesota.
21.10.2025 03:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0@hayleyozoic.bsky.social
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You can't watch Jennifer's Body as a biologist, because you'll spend too much time wondering why there's a musk deer in the temperate rainforests of northern Minnesota.
21.10.2025 03:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Ashbaugh, A.J., Jamniczky, H.A. & Theodor, J.M. Tying the knot between morphology and development: using the patterning cascade model between cheek teeth to study the evolution of molarization in hoofed mammals. J Mammal Evol 32, 23 (2025). doi.org/10.1007/s109...
05.10.2025 12:32 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 8 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Always "funny" to find plagiarism in scientific papers, especially ones from the last five years...
01.10.2025 22:34 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0More of this on museum signage, please
29.08.2025 19:43 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0this feels like an incredible new urban legend taking shape on reddit otoh I've lowkey seen this happen. like jerusalem syndrome but for talking to the computer
30.04.2025 10:21 โ ๐ 3941 ๐ 732 ๐ฌ 131 ๐ 445Whenever some new dinosaur drama drops I love imagining what it would be like if we acted the same way whenever a new Miocene horse paper comes out.
17.04.2025 23:34 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0New publication! My first dissertation chapter is now published in @plosone.org with @paleobadger.bsky.social, @calamanderso.bsky.social, Hannah Miller, Max Deckman, and Brandon Price. Any images not credited below are from this paper.
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Results from the #paleostream!
Ojoceratops, Leidyosuchus, Hemiauchenia and Bienotheroides.
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05.02.2025 04:16 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0oof ๐ฃ It's crazy how central this stuff is to biology and how obscure it is to the general public!
05.02.2025 01:09 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Honestly the best part about getting into the latter part of a graduate degree is not having to sit though that anymore
05.02.2025 01:08 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0happy "explain phylogenetics" week to every biology instructor on earth
04.02.2025 23:56 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0same methods, different era
02.02.2025 02:04 โ ๐ 10264 ๐ 2917 ๐ฌ 76 ๐ 76about to get my h-index up
01.02.2025 16:39 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"Lord of Plains" - faux woodblock/linocut style art of a heavily stylized Przewalski's horse. Intended as part of a series with the Lord of Meadows piece. #art #horse #wildhorse #fauxlinocut #linocut #illustration #printmaking
16.01.2025 05:01 โ ๐ 930 ๐ 260 ๐ฌ 16 ๐ 6Don't do this.
17.01.2025 04:11 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0on the phone with my lawyer this very moment
14.01.2025 00:38 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0UH OH
14.01.2025 00:37 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0only dinosaur fossils though because i think their small sample sizes are funny and want them to be even smaller
14.01.2025 00:16 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0my "i eat fossils when no one else is looking" shirt at the natural history museum is raising a lot of questions already answered by the shirt
14.01.2025 00:08 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0It's hard. As someone who's in a very early career stage it definitely feel like there's a push to go for the broad-scale, big-picture thing that's more likely to get recognition and citations to help build a career. And that stuff's important...but it's all built on the "grunt work".
13.01.2025 04:46 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0"I maintain strongly that every young paleontologist should have fundamental training in the careful examination and description of fossils. This is essential not only for altruistically taking oneโs share of the vast task still before us but also because there is no other way of getting to know fossils properly. By all means let the Ph.D. candidate combine a paleoecological study with a revision of the fauna or flora concerned, but he should not think that he can just sample the cream and leave the very nourishing milk to someone else."
I think of this quote from Derek Ager (1963):
13.01.2025 04:43 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Screenshot of the wikipedia page for Merychippus, a proto-horse that lived in North America 15.97-5.33 million years ago. It had three toes on each foot.
Merychippus everyone ๐๐
24.12.2024 08:45 โ ๐ 5059 ๐ 2199 ๐ฌ 29 ๐ 29I don't know, but late-19th-century horse papers go about the same for me.
25.12.2024 01:24 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Can you tell why one of these is referred to as a "stilt-legged horse"? The taxonomy of these guys is contentious, and it's not helped by the fact that it can be hard to tell them apart from more standard-shaped horses... #FossilFriday
20.12.2024 19:51 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So why am i driving this one in this weather??
19.12.2024 22:17 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Plus horse taxonomy is dominated by invalid taxa - about 900 have been named of which ~300 are valid.
19.12.2024 19:54 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Interesting. Very different curve from fossil horses.
19.12.2024 19:36 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Close up detail of the background of a piece I am currently working on showing three Pleistocene horses
Commission WIP. Close up of detail in the background
#paleoart #sciart #pleistocene