Bronies and metrosexuals in the rear view,
my meat suit is carried relentlessly toward decrepitude.
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Bronies and metrosexuals in the rear view,
my meat suit is carried relentlessly toward decrepitude.
Eventually, such systems also wind up ensuring that power transitions require violence and, often, the death of the outgoing leader(s). One of the underappreciated social benefits of liberal democracy is you don't have to kill the deposed Caesar/King of France/Czar and their entire families...
06.12.2025 04:44 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like shooting a person armed with what you claim is a knife but is actually a banana in self defense ... with a sniper rifle from 1,000 meters.
04.12.2025 23:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Kind of gives the game away that he never believed the obvious BS about Antifa agents, is too cognitively impaired to have considered that when drafting the pardon, or both.
04.12.2025 23:10 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Also sounds like a guy who is too old to be trying to match with 18-21 year olds is trying to match only with 18-21 year olds...
04.12.2025 23:02 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Was looking for the clip post leg amputation, but you get the drift...
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The closest, as it is talked about in shorthand, is Hillary's "basket of deplorables" comment. But that's not even on the planet out of context, and in context, she made it clear she was expressing empathy even for those folks.
03.12.2025 22:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me: "Thanks, I hate it."
Kalshi: "Wanna put some money on that?"
Lovely, a sort of open kopromat system!
03.12.2025 21:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I've often wondered how many of the prosecutions for "corruption" in China are for actual corruption and how many are means of getting rid of people who have pissed off party leaders in some other way. Sounds like lots of actual corruption (realizing that doesn't rule out party machinations too)?
03.12.2025 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Fuck you money" has multiple meanings, but in the context of billionaires, having the money to tell literally anyone to fuck off results in a sort of social exile. You're no longer constrained by norma social norms, nor are you supported by any non-transactional relationships. Crazy making.
03.12.2025 21:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thanks!
03.12.2025 21:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh nice! Will definitely give it a read. Maybe I'll put together a little reading list, including some Eco, and see if I actually have any original thoughts on this worth sharing in something more than skeets (probably don't, but worth the research regardless)
03.12.2025 21:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just don't have the expertise and chops for it, but I've long argued there's a unifying theory of reactionary/fash aesthetics to be articulated by someone with the skillset. This new turn toward AI-driven misogyny and propaganda is making it so much more tangible.
03.12.2025 17:36 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0If not that specifically, then something a lot like it I am sure! Maybe I'm just projecting patterns but it seems like a clear arc from stuff like Fear Factor to people doing it on their own on Instagram to people using the same approach to their career.
03.12.2025 17:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Taking, "behind every great fortune is a great crime," and reformulating to, "Create a great fortune and erase a great crime."
03.12.2025 17:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Clearly, there have always been people willing to do "anything" for fame and power in politics and its supporting professions (journalism, law, etc), but it really seems like the definition of "anything" has really expanded to new "I'll-drink-a-feces-smoothie-on-stream" levels of shamelessness.
03.12.2025 17:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Nuzzi and Trump as symptoms of the spread of striving influencer culture into politics and journalism, downstream of Hollywood striver culture escaping LA via the internet. That anything?
03.12.2025 17:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Less consequential politically of course, but I'll add on in the same spirit that it is also simply ethically wrong. Most people know this, but it's worth saying. These strikes are murder, they are wrong, and it is evil, even against the backdrop of amoral interstate violence.
03.12.2025 17:10 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0It's hard not to hear Emperor Marmalade's voice, but try reading this in the heavily accented and broken English of a Russian mobster. Works just as well.
03.12.2025 16:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is on the same level as manipulating an 8-year-old into eating vegetables or doing their chores. "You know donny, I heard most of the boys in your class never take out the garbage because they're just not strong enough to lift it out of the can..."
02.12.2025 20:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Universal Design in pedagogy; ramps for all minds, etc,
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Everyone at Google should look at how their company was once a verb and has now become a heaping plate of nonsense and revolt against the dipshits forcing this on everyone
01.12.2025 15:33 β π 596 π 95 π¬ 2 π 0Fair. But while I also tend to think Trump is a sui generis political personality, his rise also taught me (traumatized me?) into wariness about assumptions around the prospects of evil whackadoodle strivers.
29.11.2025 01:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Another frame: We may have already crossed a line marking the end of the Constitutional order, but what that looks like βΒ entrenched personalist autocracy, dissolution of the union, revolutionary breach of the order and subsequent reconstitution of liberal democracy β is still up for grabs.
29.11.2025 01:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A very specific drug war fueled by one man and his sons' love of uppers
29.11.2025 01:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Plagiarism Centipede
27.11.2025 18:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0OK, here's the thing about the Pie Discourse: The REAL debate is whether pie should be served warm or cold.
(The correct answer is cold. All sweet pies are better the next day out of the fridge.)