Jon

Reforming ice is a disgusting proposition... And it'll make a mess of the car compactor.

Abolish, try, convict, it's the humane option.

Who's the most famous alum of your high school?

I looked up both on Wikipedia and I didn't recognize any of the names under notable alumni...

Some sports people, couple pop culture people...

One of them noted a porn star, graduated in the early 80's (before my time, surprised there was only one).

Some one looking at court records to see how many of those turned into charges, and how many of those weren't just dropped outright, and how many of those turn into convictions?

I'm sorry the breeding gulags are mines?

Does he thinks that women mine for babies?

Does he know the difference between a stork & a prairie dog?

Who raises the children they dig up? The mining women? The unenslaved men? Doesn't seem like "alpha" work under "traditional family values".

The party of personal accountability bought the guns, hired the hitmen, flew them to the location... And true to form blamed somebody else for all of it.

This is why it's important when using profanity as lubricant to break a rusted bolt loose or whatever to always stop one word early.

For instance "come loose you son of a..." Or "just move you God damned..."

The last word doesn't actually provide any additional lubrication anyhow.

They aren't flying out, they've got to move thousands of ice vehicles they didn't smash (yet) out of the state.

"Many ice agents have not randomly assaulted a brown person on the streets in over 3 days!
I met an agents the other day who didn't violate any ones civil rights for several hours! (Fired him in the spot.)
We are so legitimate!"

DHS shutdown starts this weekend unless Congress or Trump cave.

I'm sure that RFK will have the lunch ladies butchering and cleaning the bears that Betsy Devos Said regularly needed to be shot in schools.

Or just whatever they ran over in the way to work that day.

I know the lyrics aren't exact, short form social media... 🤷‍♂️

"After careful consideration, we've decided this long national nightmare can end.

We look forward to seeing you all at the next national nightmare we plan to follow immediately after this one."

Don't believe they are gone, and be ready to ship whistles to their next tour stop.

Telling my wife about e lpaso:
"Set the scene: you and I in a little toy shop, we buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got, set them free at the break of dawn till one by one they were gone."
"Ok."
"So in El Paso, panic bells, red alert, there is something here from somewhere else..."
"Uh..."

Voter ID isn't too protect the elections either.

To bad he can't get one from a woman... What with his anti cooties vaccine stance a hug from a woman might infect him and he experience symptoms like "empathy".

Hope the normies hear that after we round up the brown people and figure out a way, through disease, or murder, or other methods, to clear out the concentration camps that women are next in line.

I hope they realize how bad that would be, and vote against it.

"Congressionally funded terrorism required girl scouts to innovate on new safety measures."
--Congress woman

Deeply disappointing for someone who wants to get out of the Senate to run for president (with a brief layover as MN gov).

To national journalists everything between the Mississippi and Fargo is Minneapolis...

So? Boy or girl?

Nothing says "don't use protection" like her showing up in plate armor.

a man is holding a flute and says i do not avoid women but i do deny them my essence ALT: a man is holding a flute and says i do not avoid women but i do deny them my essence

Also stop drinking juice, switch to rain water and/or pure grain alcohol, it's the only way to keep the purity of your essence.

Feels like the obvious solution here is for gen Z to just spend the $20 or so to get a live hen and rooster (dual purpose breed) and use them for both eggs and meat.

Just raise them on the tracts of land they won in the land lotteries of the 1800's and early 1900's.

Wonder if they just liked being edgy racists when it was only hypothetical and decided against it once people from HERE were going to the concentration camps or if they are just afraid to be openly racists again...
It does seems their style to only care about things when it negatively impacts them.

Seems the neighbors behind me aren't flying their new old MN flag anymore.

Couldn't tell if flag pole just had a US flag or it was the one they used to have that looked like a US flag but had a cross on it (seemed right side up).

Don't know exactly when it came down, I first saw it up in Nov.

Oregon trail hunting screen

I learned long ago that you can only carry 100lbs of meat back to the wagon.

To be clear I mean cold play drives around in a van exposing adulterers the way that the Scooby-Doo gang exposed people being ghosts for the insurance money or whatever, that CEO kiss cam bit was just a fluke.

The real work is done off stage.

Men with Brooms - Wikipedia

There is a movie about curling...

Hollywood wouldn't even need to come up with their own plot, just do another remake... Make the Canadian jokes accessible to Americans and call it a day.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_wit...

SpaceX IPO is coming up, literally anyone talking about reasons we need to be in space right now is just trying to boost the initial sales number for that.

(And I'm not even against space exploration, just that Elon is clearly a grifter and is clearly grifting.)

SpaceX ipo is coming up in June.

He needs a reason to put more things in space.

Star Link was neat but largely unnecessary for most people, and apparently a niche ISP that just makes money isn't enough for Elon, he needs to innovate and break laws, of physics (the governing body in space).

I'm pretty sure the plan is to let the occupation destroy our economy, and then we don't have to pay taxes.

I mean I've not been read in on anything, but it just follows from the actions that have been taken so far.

a raccoon sitting on a rock with its paws on its hips Alt: a raccoon sitting on a rock

I propose we call the operators "Barricade pandas"