ChookyWookiee

Make America Bangladeshi Again.

Time to start banning Americans to travel to sane countries unless they are vaccinated. Keep your filthy 19th century diseases to yourselves.

I’m would have one pic to draw.

I have a visa. I am safely in Australia, far away for the Orange Yam-Titted Clown’s authoritarian shit fight.

Fuck. Me. Dead.

Trump has turned America into one of the of those “shit hole countries” he likes to slag off.

These people are garbage.

I think if he dove off the roof, his neck flaps would open like a sugar glider and he'd land safely in JD's arms below.

“On June 15, 1992, [Dan] Quayle altered 12-year-old student William Figueroa's correct spelling of "potato" to "potatoe" at the Muñoz Rivera Elementary School spelling bee in Trenton, New Jersey. He was the subject of widespread ridicule for his error.” — @wikipedia.org

Who Knew It Would Be "South Park"? Who show more guts than...

On Wednesday night, the South Parkers delivered a stunningly graphic middle finger both to their craven corporate overlords and to the thinnest-skinned short-fingered vulgarian who ever occupied the Oval Office.
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An absolute fuckwit of epic proportions.

You know when Americans say they are the greatest country on Earth, and foreigners laugh in your face…it is because of shit like this.

YouTube video by The Lincoln Project The Cover-up

Donald Trump thinks you're stupid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=oibZ...

Trade letter for the Heard and McDonald Islands just dropped.

When a man puts up his minivan, shit just got real!

A bet is a tax on bulldust, and I'm here to tax dishonest policy advice.

I'm willing to bet my family's sexy blue minivan against whatever it is that the CEA chair drives that he's wrong, and there's not a chance in hell that Trump will cut the national debt by even a penny.

Mosssad has the pee tape.

Or do your economics degree in Australia. Have a low HECs debt, sneak off for a mental heath breaks and have some beers with friends, still turn up to your classes…profit!

As an Australian this is terrifying. One of those dots is over my home town.

Odds are the 25% who got it right aren’t MAGA Administration Muppets.

Omg. Omg. Omg. Ok. Breathe old man…we aren’t going to mansplain, we aren’t that guy…breeeeathe.

Hmmm. Ok here we go. Fake a heart attack, take a days sick leave and watch both.

Nailed it. Self high-five.

Shhhhh! Just let him keel over, for Pete’s sake.

Trumps ‘War on Christmas’.

Ah shit, now I have to rub one out while terrified and hiding under my bed. Thanks.

As an economist, I think I can say this with some degree of certainty, assuming all other things are equal: Definitely one of the best teachers of economics to the masses, ever.

Love it!

I mean, I am here for the message and the wit…but I am staying for the sleeve tatt and those boots.

Could Australia actually be better off under Trump’s tariffs? | Insiders: On Background Follow the latest news headlines from Australia's most trusted source. Read in-depth expert analysis and watch live coverage on ABC News.

A podcast for my mates back home: Could Australia actually be better off under Trump’s tariffs? I had a nice long chat with the ABC Insiders podcast and digging into what *all of this* means for Australia:

Facts…again.

It is a cracking game. So is the new Dune. Old gamers never die…they just fill up their Steam library.