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Hipster Sasquatch, trapped on the planet of the nepo babies

@hipstersasquatch.bsky.social

I was into eating pine cones BEFORE it was popular... Frenemies with the Babadork. Nonbinary. I use any animate pronouns. Crazy for bad movies and forgotten cultural ephemera. May be found prowling used book and periodical sales.

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I could see someone talking about it as something that they are ashamed of having done.

But he was BRAGGING about it

27.10.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i am still in awe that he decided to put all of that in writing

26.10.2025 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

This is your reminder that people don't steal groceries, because groceries are fucking huge and hard to sneak out. People steal small, expensive things that they sell so they can buy groceries

"If you see someone stealing groceries, no you didn't" c'mon, man

27.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean yeah people steal small food items here and there, I've done a teensy theft when I was low on funds but that's not how people meet full grocery needs!!! They do full crime, not petty crime! If you see someone stealing anything, no you didn't!!! I don't care if it's a Switch 2!!

27.10.2025 05:55 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I once took some shoes to be repaired and when I walked into the store, the guy grabbed them out of my hands, stared at them, and then said, in a very thick Southern accent, β€œDid you get these off’n a DAID person?!”

…in retrospect, they were a little beat up.

27.10.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 245    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

This is correct.

His cult keeps saying β€œwell, he was elected president, he doesn’t have to follow the rules now” but the correct attitude is β€œwell, he was elected president, and therefore he has to follow the rules.”

He even swore an oath to do that. Honest!

26.10.2025 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3151    πŸ” 658    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 15

and the question is: why go to work at all if you cant eat or pay your rent with your wages

27.10.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

if you see this post, your actions are:
- if you have a spare buck, give it to Wikipedia, then repost this
- if you don't have a spare buck, just repost

your action is mandatory for the world's best source of information to survive

26.12.2024 12:03 β€” πŸ‘ 24037    πŸ” 31495    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 338

learning to check for and delete the "Hot Guys HUGE Cocks XXX.exe" file that wasn't on the desktop when you logged on is a grounding experience and we are robbing future leaders of critical developmental milestones

27.10.2025 03:05 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be strapped for cash. She said there's very rarely anything in just before, but that they get inundated with toys in the days after. 

And it really made me think about it in a way I never would have before. If you know your child is going to get lots of presents from father Christmas this year, by clearing out your cupboards a few days early you could make another child's Christmas a lot more special too.

Saw this & thought I'd repost

The lady at the charity shop today told me that she wishes people would clear out their children's old toys in the lead up to Christmas rather than after because she always sees a number of parents in the days before Christmas looking for toys for their little ones who might be strapped for cash. She said there's very rarely anything in just before, but that they get inundated with toys in the days after. And it really made me think about it in a way I never would have before. If you know your child is going to get lots of presents from father Christmas this year, by clearing out your cupboards a few days early you could make another child's Christmas a lot more special too. Saw this & thought I'd repost

Reposting with Alt-text:

27.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 438    πŸ” 263    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 7

Spare a kind thought for Jamaicans, my Jamaican family, and their island nation if you can.

27.10.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 51    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

That’s $500 million lost per day

27.10.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1071    πŸ” 351    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 3
Member Diaper Banks - National Diaper Bank Network

While this isn’t a food bank, diaper banks are essential for families who are on or will be losing their benefits November 1. Some daycares require parents to provide diapers so no diapers = no daycare = parents can’t go to work.

nationaldiaperbanknetwork.org/member-direc...

26.10.2025 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 60    πŸ” 55    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also "not embarrassing yourself completely."

27.10.2025 05:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't think "SNAP is a subsidy to low wage employers" frame is useful or correct. It implies that, if SNAP did not exist, these companies would be forced to pay workers more when the actual situation is that low wage workers would get the same wages from these employers as now but be poorer

27.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 869    πŸ” 146    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 17

Given the events of *the entire history of humanity*, as a ruling power I would simply not let SNAP expire

27.10.2025 04:45 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social get a load of this! (It ties into my deeper thoughts about how vampire trends match economic downturns but that’s too scary for a Sunday night.)

27.10.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 153    πŸ” 43    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 9

How much more on-the-nose can you get for "the famine is killing this baby"?!? But no, she presented it as a gotcha, as proof that Gaza is JUST FINE.

27.10.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They also suffer when things happen that interfere with their care, and managing their pre-existing illnesses.
I remember one in particular was suffering because a major part of treating her illness involves a medical diet that meets specific macronutrient requirements. And there's a FAMINE.

27.10.2025 05:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Free Press Reporter Discovers That Being An Amoral Dickhead Can Cost You Friends | Defector It can be hard to maintain friendships as an adult. People move to new cities, start families, and experience all sorts of other life events that make it difficult to keep in touch. Sometimes, you end...

This is why it’s bad to alienate your friends, people. Because then they aren’t around anymore to tell you not to post the bizarre John Oliver diss on social media and you end up looking stupid in front of the whole world. defector.com/free-press-r...

27.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kevin McCallister is going to be is SO MUCH TROUBLE when his parents get back home. You don't play with your dad's glasses, Kevin, those are not a TOY. And you didn't even hang his suit back up!

Wait, I'm getting an update here.... that's supposed to be John Oliver? Well that just seems unlikely.

27.10.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/alis...

27.10.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Fremdscham - Wiktionary, the free dictionary

The Germans have a word for that feeling of vicarious embarrassment, especially for someone who doesn't realize just how much they are embarrassing themselves.

en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Fremdsc...

27.10.2025 05:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And then presented it as if it were some kind of gotcha, rather than yet another example of how things like famine and war harm people (and especially babies and children) who are already very sick most severely.

27.10.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

She's the piece of dirt who wrote that tens of thousands of Gaza children weren't actually dying of starvation because 12 of them had other health problems. She brags that NO ONE ELSE bothered to investigate if ANY kids had other health issues. Her co-author is a Russian who's a noted Putin fangirl.

27.10.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is Olivia Reingold trying to get back at John Oliver for the blistering takedown they did of the Free Press.

It’s actually worse than you’re thinking.

26.10.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1379    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 215    πŸ“Œ 94
VENT The Defeatocrats' Cheer
YouTube video by Michelle Malkin VENT The Defeatocrats' Cheer

I thought I'd never see anything worse than Michele Malkin's cheerleader video. I was wrong.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tt_Y...

27.10.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 64    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

I read the Defector article about her and I think Olivia might genuinely be in crisis.

Imagine writing what is now widely considered to be one of the evilest pieces of journalism ever crafted & then crashing out publicly from the realization: this is it, this is the thing that will haunt me forever

27.10.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a yellow protective suit is spraying a car with a spray gun . Alt: Gif of someone in a yellow hazmat suit and full-face respirator being sprayed down like a vehicle in the 'bug removal' portion of the touch-free carwash. The suited figure is relishing the cleaning -- whatever they risked exposure to must have been super nasty.
27.10.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone should reply to her with this, I think she hasn't seen it.

Just kidding. No one should do anything requiring contact with this person; you don't touch crazy.

27.10.2025 05:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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