Teorema

No chance I could “run” 10 miles. I could do the beers and tacos while idling in the hospital parking lot.

Look at our Birthday Boy cheesin'. What a special little guy.

Trump with the strongest Birthday Boy energy he's ever had.

Moe throwing Barney out of the bar meme, but it's Anderson Cooper throwing Bari Weiss out

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Scott Jennings held on just long enough and now he's set up to get the promotion of a lifetime.

So many evil little ghouls have learned how to play Trump like a fiddle and finally one of our guys catches on.

art of the deal, baby

Congratulations to Scott Jennings.

I will vote for the presidential candidate who makes it a priority to break up this monopoly

Fucking hell, man.

They know that Minnesota will never vote for them now so they’d rather just make them as miserable as possible. These are the worst human beings that have ever bubbled out of the ooze.

It’s not just Medicaid funding they’re withholding to MN. It’s food assistance, child care assistance, social services, job training, safety testing, public health, disaster relief. SNAP. Free lunch for kids in school.

They hate us for loving our neighbors, and are collectively punishing us for it.

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

This is bigotry, pure and simple.

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Trump’s goons detained a blind guy who was here legally, then set him loose at a fast food stop without telling anyone where he was, and now he’s dead.

Rubio and Trump cannot believe their luck.

Welp.

So this exact thing happened

I feel genuinely humiliated as an American

“This message is brought to you tonight by the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee, which is solely responsible for its content.”

Yes this is where I am too. We're gonna get through this but it's gonna be fucking awful for awhile and the horrors we find out about afterwards are gonna rip us up, but Woke 2 is coming and sooner than you think. And I'm pretty well established as a Johnny Doomer around here.

Like he's getting rinsed in the midterms. There's no question. I guess all these people think Argentina has plenty of room. They know their political careers are over when he's done, right? This isn't a show of strength it's an old man's birthday party

Why hasn’t the rest of the party followed? I would have left out of boredom at the very least

Half the room erupts in cheers and chants and tears.

Trump just leaned into racist instincts in 2016 when advisors would have said not to and it worked. But it’s like mashing buttons as Eddy Gordo in Tekken. It can get you some surprise wins but if you can’t ever adapt your strategy from feedback you will lose

obama made a deal w/ Iran to stop them from getting nukes, but trump backed out of it bcuz he wanted to own wbama

for a year, iran kept following the deal anyway, begging trump to change his mind. iran then began work on nukes again

now trump is threatening to attack iran bcuz it might get nukes

This is 100% true and it makes steam shoot from my ears.

There’s no substance. He’s just holding the floor. This is a microcosm of what Trump’s entire life has been: taking up as much space as possible.

It should be the case that the President of the United States and the dumbest asshole in the country are two different people

I’m also tuning into the SOTU.