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This dirtbag really out here talking about glassing dudes in frog costumes. Okay, freak.

He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.

My needs to be punished!

You are mostly correct, but I will go to bat in support for both Hellraiser 2, Hellraiser: Bloodlines and Hellraiser (2022).

That’s what the LSD was for!

My nervous system is an evil thing for keeping me on edge all the time and should be punished!

Coming around to the theory that they're Truman Showing him

A seat heater for a movie theater seat

I have never seen this option on movie theater seat before:

What you could’ve said was nothing, but whatever. Dig a deeper hole.

The Empty Man (2020) On the trail of a missing girl, an ex-cop comes across a secretive group attempting to summon a terrifying supernatural entity.

#Halloween Movie Recommendations Day 39: The Empty Man (2020)
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I mean, the ICE “crack downs” are basically an extension of “look how tough we are! We are Stallone! We are warriors!” (And real people are getting hurt)

But they look assholes in cosplay while people in inflated frog costumes twerk in front of them.

Them freaking out so much about this is the fundamental psychological breakdown of the modern day GOP:

1. They don't want to rule, they want to be validated
2. In America, to be validated is to be recognized by our chief export: Entertainment.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Unserious thought of the day and not something I want, but…

Wouldn’t it be funny if all this leads to Hunter Biden running for president and winning in 2028?

Stupid, but funny.

One of these things is not like the other

I did a 180 on Avatar: Way of Water. I dig the blue water people movie now.

Finally feels like god damned Fall here

You must’ve walked past an angel

Holy shit, it is way better than the old one mainly by it being a comedy/horror/musical directed by Frank Oz.

ICONIC!

I watched the 1960s one all the time at my grandparents’ house when I was a kid.

The Little Shop of Horrors (1960) Seymour works in a skid row florist shop and is in love with his beautiful co-worker, Audrey. He creates a new plant that not only talks but cannot survive without human flesh and blood.

Double double! I also recommend the old movie from the late great Roger Corman too! Not as iconic, but fun (early role for a young Jack Nicholson too):

Little Shop of Horrors (1986) Seymour Krelborn is a nerdy orphan working at Mushnik's; a flower shop in urban Skid Row. He harbors a crush on fellow co-worker, Audrey Fulquard, and is berated by Mr. Mushnik daily. One day, Seymour...

#Halloween Movie Recommendations Day 38: The Little Shop of Horrors (1986)

Wrong answers only

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Ernest Defeats His Thetans

a remake of Eyes Wide Shut with everything the same except that Tom Cruise’s character is replaced with Ernest

You know it!

That plus revisiting K’veer made PotS so very special.