Stewie Wilkes

Woke up an hour early to vote but I’m still getting to work at the same time as usual bc the trains are on some dumb shit

24.06.2025 11:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will move heaven and earth to make sure Karen read can drunk drive as a free woman

21.03.2025 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hope the next Pope is Chinese

06.03.2025 19:50 — 👍 454    🔁 26    💬 30    📌 5

Something about comedians of a certain age posting stuff like this amuses me

05.03.2025 15:39 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pimpin like I’m dolemite!

05.03.2025 15:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All The Pretty Girls fun. · Aim and Ignite (Deluxe Version) · Song · 2009

open.spotify.com/track/2cHGWy... people died

27.02.2025 03:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One day I’ll know what neoliberal means

18.02.2025 03:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right Above It Lil Wayne, Drake · I Am Not A Human Being · Song · 2010

open.spotify.com/track/1kMuU3...

17.02.2025 02:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cant work without a gay dude yapping in my ear youtu.be/sJRDFHIPdlM?...

12.02.2025 14:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

TO FREEDOM

11.02.2025 16:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I just really need Elon musk to die yall. Who’s making his food. Put visine in it

11.02.2025 15:36 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I give my wife about $10-$20 dollars spending cash each month (not including what she actually needs for her and the family's necessities). She saved it up and gave me a safety helmet today for my birthday 💪⚜️❤️‍🔥🥰

I’m not trying to be funny when I say I’ve never seen a man with more of a murder-suicide vibe than the guy who played Alfalfa in The Little Rascals

05.02.2025 16:37 — 👍 852    🔁 46    💬 56    📌 15