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Ugh I love being a dyke (I asked out my crush and turns out she was crushing on me too)

Colors hav been looking brighter lately, or is that just me?

Btw I asked out my crush n she said yes but for some reason that rly amped up my nervousness and I feel like a clueless awkward teenager I s2g

Having a crush makes me feel like I need to be euthanized

If u h8 chihuahuas , kinda fuck u !!!!!

I’m a sleep shopper😔 Usually when I’m stressed ab money, l8 at night, during a specific in between phase of sleep & wake, I buy dumb expensive shit. With the faintest recollection when I see the email receipt in the morning

I’ll b out of town for 10 days, I’m gonna miss my gf* so much

*someone who doesn’t even kno I’m crushing on & only see a cumulative total of 30 seconds per week (more if u count my dreams)

I got a kindle HEHE 🤪

So fun to be delulu ab someone but also…. Do I flirt w her? If she’s not interested I don’t want to ruin the hikes for Marty

Just stalked her socials hard & found out she’s also likely vegan😭 Obsessed

Having a big crush on the girl who takes my dog on walks ugh

Same

I need more lesbian friends smh

Been on the apps for like a month & the only cute girl I hav any interest in lives in IOWA 2 hours away tf🫩

Being chronically late is one of the most disrespectful things u can do in your relationships & it pmo so bad. So u think your time is more valuable than mine ? Hehe haha u hav no time management skills and u refuse to change ? K

For now …. I ain’t poly tho & someone’s exploring ……

I have a secret enemy at my climbing gym who keeps moving my business card and flipping it upside down on the bulletin board … these r the kinda things that cause me to crash out fr. Someone out here trynna fuck w my bag idk y

Both!!!!

I don’t even care to hav a gf rn but all my friend groups r litrly just couples so I gotta b the odd one out smh

Try putting the thc honey in ur protein shakes🤯

Just found out that most people do not have an inner monologue, or if they do it is infrequent. Kinda freaking out ab it. My mind is constantly narrating my thoughts and life but I guess some people just … feel things and that’s it ? What????

At least I wouldn’t hav to worry about calling her my exes name

Ahaha maybe the scream was a very delayed reaction to me sneaking into ur room to steal Marty

I’m going on a d8 this week w a girl who has the same name and sun sign as my ex … it’s just a coincidence … right ????

I s2g grocery shopping is no cheaper than eating out everyday smh

LMAO jaim told me u said “where’s Marty” 😂❤️

Same

Tagging along w my gay boy friend while he’s picking up a bag from a stranger & he tells the dealer in a straight voice “I’m here w my girl”

Need someone to be interested in giving me head so I have the motivation to clean my house

I loooove ticket to ride

Confusing