Matt Black

#NUFC should probably start going for two players (who play the same position) at the same time, make the other end of the deal think twice about mucking about.

#NUFC are under pressure to make signings but buying the cartel clubs dross is not the answer.

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Taking the cartels clubs dross

He’s bang average, lacks football intelligence, got a questionable mentality and would cost more than CFC paid for Joao Pedro.

Replacement for Wilson
Central Defender
Central Midfielder

3 weeks to get the above in.

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RB Leipzig paid £20m for Šeško

Dortmund paid £17m for Haaland

Real Sociedad paid £8m for Judas

We probably need to take a few more gambles on prospects. Go down the Brighton route a little (without the selling to CFC bit)

It is, but still time to rescue it if we tell Isak he isn’t being sold under any circumstances.

Wasted far too much time trying to solve the problem he created.

The press want clicks and the cartel provides the biggest audience, not a chance they bite the hand that feeds them.

Aghehowa is probably the kind of player NUFC should be going for.

Can get 2-3 of these for the price of a Šeško. If one makes the step up we’re in business.

Don’t think so. It’s the system working as designed…

Most Money = Best Players = Success = Most Money

The odd club can buck the trend in the short term, but over a sustained period PSR makes the cycle unbreakable.

Yup. More treatment on his broken leg, apparently.

Assuming NUFC don’t get Šeško the next targets (to replace Isak) don’t make good business sense.

Watkins (expensive and pushing 30)

Ramos (expensive and hasn’t exactly proved himself at PSG)

Jackson (expensive, funds a rival and a bit crap)

We signed him at the very end of the winter window - not as much scope for the current fun and games.

Which other clubs were bidding for those players when we signed them?

If NUFC replace Isak with Nicolas Jackson we may as well give up.

They won’t accept it* and the whole thing will drag on and on and on.

Unless there is some truth in the special (needs) club release clause stuff.

Not sure what more the club can they do.

£150m is sensible, anything less and we have been ripped off.

NUFC need to make LP pay through the nose for the way they (and the player) have gone about this.

Ditto.

The summer used to be a chance to switch off a bit, now it’s a hellhole of never ending crap.

That’s the way to do it.

We sell on our terms or we don’t sell.

Be hilarious if we price them out and they drop Isak in the shit.

Probably clearing out his locker when nobody is around.

Couldn’t care less if he never plays for Newcastle again, but would be disappointed if he ends up at LP - the club can’t give in to these sort of antics.

Close run thing.

Isak pips it for me as Owen didn’t want to join in the first place and was out of contract when he left - less said about everything in between the better.

Definite change in tone, jetting off to train with another club without permission was probably the final straw.

I can’t think of another player who has treated NUFC with such contempt.

Can’t see that all happening before training restarts.

Resuming training with the NUFC squad this week (Tuesday or Wednesday?) is going to be very awkward for our Swedish explorer.

More dirty tricks incoming?

Dear UEFA, can the summer transfer window just be open for a month next year.

Thank you.

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Varpool talking to themselves again.

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