Red's Rambles

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LEDs aren't real. Electricity can't make a semiconductor emit light. Light can only come from fire, the sun (which is just a big fire), and bioluminescence like what fish and bugs have sometimes (which is just small fire). These so-called "LEDs" are just tiny fish that people toy with for "fun".

You joke, but my friend L-piece-from-Tetris has been real twitchy lately.

Post-Goldman-Snyderian critique:
Both protest without dance and dance without protest are killers of both protest and dance. If you care for either, you must do both.

New recree:
Dancing is forbidden.
It's always been forbidden.

Warning: If apotheosis lasts for over 4 hours, please dial the urdun shark right away.

I diagnose you with samvrtisatya. I'm prescribing you to imbibe brain-rot. What is the cake snat saying? The adjective noun verbs the adjective noun. अवगच्छसि ?
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Mix together ingredients then imbibe shotgunly.

Somebody named John is probably being a most radical sumbitch right now. Can I get a "good job, John" or a "thanks, John"?
Y'all. Some dude on another server named John just helped me out. Thanks, John. You're a really cool cat.
Also good job, Johns of Bsky. You're all beautiful.

Life is a cookie orgy.
Life is a cookie orgy. It's like y'know an orgy but like cookies and like cookies they get consumed.
And so on.