Chaos-bringer of humiliation and mockery

I don’t know who needs to be reminded of this, but the President of the United States is a public servant and so are senators and representatives. They’re paid in American taxpayer money and votes. They work for you. Not the other way around.

I just need everyone to know right now that any time I hear you say “I asked chat GPT” I am automatically assuming you’re an idiot who is incapable of critical thinking

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Normally I’m an immediate yes but why does it look so wet?? 😭

what really gets me is that all violence is political violence and when powerful people say “political violence” what they mean is “violence that might include me” and you know this because they’re only talking about one of today’s shootings.

And I made it worse by providing a secret third and fourth option 🥰 just two libras doing our best work

Refilled my cup then left it in the kitchen. Do the hardships never cease? 😔

Wait no because I watched this without sound and definitely thought this was a date 😭

Share this post if you like frogs or are slowly going insane (with a drawing of a happy green frog)

I found out like recently that it was not her and it made a lot more sense 😅

Is now a good time to admit that I thought Jay-Z cheated with Rachel Ray?

For the Friendship, Joy, and Kindness Revolution, obviously

Two enamel charms, one of a white owl with black accents and the other a black wizard hat that say “wizard in training” hang from a clear USB-C plug

What if I called this the FJKR Kindle Charm and added it to my Etsy?

Sometimes I love being a Sad Girl because why can’t I have a singular Trader Joe’s chicken strip with hot honey at 5:57 a.m.?

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

Lmaooooo it was a sign for sure

I truly do not understand why people are still reading Harry Potter when The House in the Cerulean Sea is right there

The world may be quite turbulent at the moment, but we can take at least some solace in the fact that bakeries, libraries, cafés, bookstores, museums, and Oxford commas exist.

Team plastic btw tho I do occasionally dabble in wax

When deciding between Twizzlers and Red Vines you really just need to ask yourself do I feel more like eating plastic today or wax?

In better food news though!

As if there aren’t enough bad things happening lately 😭 I’m so sorry

Freckles 🥰

I love the idea that OP is begging neighbors for help because they keep trying to go to work just for a family of squirrels to stare at them with puppy dog eyes like “where are you going? 🥺”

you don't need chatGPT i am perfectly capable of drinking a bottle of water and lying to you

On International Worker's Day, a reminder that we are not $36T in debt because working people rely on welfare & pay too little in taxes, but because billionaires avoid paying taxes & rely on corporate welfare.

Tax billionaires. Protect working people. Save our economy. Save our democracy.
#MayDay

I’m just a sleepy girl in a have to do stuff world

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