Had a pizza play date for my kid and his friends. The parents were to the side talking soda and someone mentioned Squirt. I said “it’s good, but I heard it’s mostly pee.”

If Musk really wants to focus on efficiency, I have a suggestion for how we can more efficiently refer to him:

“World’s Richest Man.”
3 words, neutral connotation.
Nah, we can do better.

“World’s Cringiest Oligarch.”
3 words, accurate and critical.

WYOMING:
“Thank you, Madam chairman.”
“I prefer ‘Mister’ chairman.”
“Well you all voted preferred pronouns cannot be compelled speech.”