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i had to read several times to make sure i wasn't having a stroke

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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Marx's roast of The Economist still undefeated and actually quite generous to them

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nazi* bots

my generation's small talk ending meme was "gotta go", and now it's just "gago" bc brain rot

as someone who regularly posts there: there are more nazis bots than ever and Blue MAGA people (e.g. Kamala diehards) are just openly racist and homophobic now

The phase “wheelchair bound” makes me think the individual is too powerful and has to be bounded. This is years of consuming anime and superhero media

>The Atlantic
>basically Fox News for people who can handle abstract concepts
>far left

lol

THIS IS THE EMPLOYMENT JELLY Drawing of a slime with a briefcase and pencil REBLOG WHENEVER THE HELL YOU LIKE AND YOU'LL GET A JOB THAT YOU LOVE AND DESERVE.

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Python foundation said no and rejected the grant.

If you use Python, send a few dollars to the charity to keep it going. I’m pushing a dono on behalf of ScamGuard.

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no, Dracula is the rat. the DISH is named Frankenstein.

doubt it. a lot of farmers sell to China (lol) or export grain elsewhere and most of their income is from bailouts from the govt. Trump bailed them out during his first term and they are stupidly hoping he will do it again.

es broma pero si saben de alguien cuya familia necesita irse al más allá no es broma.

el mayor problema de querer suicidarse llevándose muchos enemigos junto con uno es que acabas harto de tanta planeación. ya a esta hora mi cerebro debería estar esparcido por una pared pero sigo queriendo investigar domicilios.

Gente queer que se marea fácilmente: "Necesitamos más espacios queer que no giren"

that's Bari Weiss' old rag. they will post Why Trump Stealing From Your Paycheck To Pay Pedophiles Is Controversial But Good For The Economy next week.

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jesus fuck this is not a gut punch an unemployed single man can just shrug off

i just watched the Chainsaw Man movie. i had already read the manga, it's still probably my favorite movie this year but i don't know if i'll be able to love ever again.

esa misma. un imán de ratas.

i'd swear it's way worse on Twitter if not for the fact that most of the account liking the dunk on the joke and then the callout on the problematic dunk and THEN some nazi qrt on the callout are not people but bots

nvm they probably did at the time, i just had a job then and didn't see it.

Weapons (2025) in incredible bc ppl on Twitter still miss the point. it's as if Get Out had been named "Racism: the Movie" and you had ppl saying "the setting is illogical" "it broke my immersion" or my fave"this is happening in an alternate reality" AS OPPOSED TO ALL OTHER MOVIES, WHICH ARE FACTUAL

wait but that was before the Supreme Court decided that anything a president does is legal.

oh, wait, no, that was actually during his term. nvm.

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I fucking knew it.