Aquafaba and sunflower oil and lemon juice and seasoning, I'll make you some. It's better than normal mayo

Home for the first time in two months and you bet I'm making everything smell like cloves 🥰

🚨🚨I found out that you can get Botox for your pores 🚨🚨

Just 2 mins of defrost and youre good to go

I froze heaps of oranges from leftover catering at work and had no idea what I'd do with it but now I'm just eating then and it rules. I might be about to eat like 7 oranges tonight

Always wants to be this level of involved!

Dehumidifier review when 👀

The tummy rub tolerator

Native jumping spider found in restored Rotorua forest A native jumping spider boasting great eyesight and tiny genitalia has been discovered at a Rotorua forest that is being restored.

New spider just dropped (cute one) www.rnz.co.nz/news/nationa...

Here is a #cat for engagement 🥺

Glad to see an update from Yousef and to see he's getting close to his goal. Exchange rate is rough but can you donate US$20 with me? gofund.me/85827f96

Buying a Tesla is Nazi answer

Check out this cat she's so round and cute. She gets feed by a dispenser that says "FEEDING TIME" in an Australian accent

Ty for sharing

Let's just say I have an idea for keeping reception staffed for 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, for only $4800 a year. It might be illegal though

I feel like a lot of problems in my workplace could be solved with a $50 paknsave voucher

I can make anything taste like bbq chips and I can make anything taste like onion chips. What can you do

If you wanna do drugs without doing drugs, don't have any coffee for 2 weeks then have 2 in a row

Coffee goes so hard if you only deploy it once or twice a week but I still want it every day

Kinda wanna watch inland empire again

God inland empire is a good movie. David Lynch really did make movies about women

I'm sick of meeting people where they are, someone come meet me where I am. It's clammy here

I got another one. Sex positive, you just mean horny

big bruise

She's like a rainbow

😭

It's giving renaissance

Update us when it starts 🤓

I've been doing some great running lately but my toenail is definitely going to fall off again

I dont like it when people say spicy, just say horny. You're neurohorny now btch