James Celis Jones 🇺🇦

Giving a shit is cringe ?

I agree but it’s not like the Tories are yimby champions

This is absolutely wild

Have you guys ever tried golf? It’s quite a fun way to spend time with your friends and you can even drink a little bit afterwards…

Triggered

Im sorry to hear that

Must remember to try this at home. “Dad, did you eat all the ice cream?” “My position is very clear. I firmly oppose peddling ‘Dad ice-cream eating’ narratives and vilifying Dad.”

“I support doing good things unless they have a cost attached to it, in which case I don’t” seems to be this guy’s view. Who even is he?

It’s not true that we have the highest electricity prices in the industrialised world.

Apart from anything else.

“The War on Drugs has failed… more people can get drugs more easily than they can order a pizza”

Caroline Lucas, former Green Party Leader, defends the party's policy to legalise all drugs, adding that regulation takes them “out of the hands of the criminal gangs”.

#Newsnight

I mean I agree we shouldn’t have done the referendum

THE PEACE CANDIDATE

Based

Fixing the cost of living crisis isn't easy but it is fairly obvious how to make some progress:

1. Lots more housing > lower rents & house prices
2. Rejoin the Single Market > lower food prices & lower overall prices because the inputs to everything are cheaper.

🤨

😘

We could just let in more immigrants, reform planning and also fix the BSA tho

Job requirements presumably include a complete resistance to common sense and overwhelming main character syndrome

Chart showing a £20k-odd drop in post-tax earnings for parents of two young children in London earning more than £100,000 once childcare is factored in.

Bit of a case of tiny violins here, but this is a great chart from the Telegraph - goes to show why London is becoming an increasingly childfree city.

www.telegraph.co.uk/business/202...

At least they got their high income tax cuts

She could just quit tho

How Brexit drained the Tories’ talent pool The party can’t keep expecting successful people to pretend that leaving the EU was a good idea

“An essential condition today for entry into the upper echelons of Conservative party politics is being willing to at least pretend that you think taking Britain out of the EU was a good idea. This is a never-ending lobotomy for the Tories”

Brexit will always ruin you in the end.
on.ft.com/4nZ6DBt

FT guy about to absolutely hazmat your mentions

Wooooooooooooo

The “free market” party

They did ban a bunch of growth tho (onshore wind ban)

Put solar panels on yer houses

Guy strapping on the hazmat suit meme

People keep telling me the UK is so over and they're going to move to Dubai and, like, fine. Go on then. Would you like directions to the airport?