normalcy strongwife

my naim is gambas pistol and i reclaim my smalll penis

my name is gambas pistol and i have a tiny penis

post cancelled. i googled the humors and people are using them for fucking starcharts. the medieval serf is alive and well in america.

you only like it because it appeals to your choleric spirit

going into the settings and flipping random switches until everything breaks so you have an excuse to call the beautiful woman who helped you set up linux

passed unanimously despite overwhelming opposition. physics prof bringing the heat

an old lady invited me to her house to learn Persian today

as a pup i was praised for my “ strict adherence to protocol”

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A student of Zen asks her master how she has 2,000,000 followers, yet follows no one and has no posts. Her master says, "real posters never post." The student stopped posting, and gained 2,000,000 followers overnight.

unfortunately everyone has died.

real posters never post. this is the art of wu wei.

One interesting aspect about discipline and punish is foucaults take on individuality and knowledge of an individual as something that used to be a privilege and now is far from it. The deeper one can categorize you the more you are surveilled and disciplined.

literally. i learned how to use their funnel and serve commands and its so cool

every 'short term' security measure every new piece of surveillance everything is expanded but never retracted discipline is in or rather is the schools the clinics the workplaces the prisons the asylums and the elderly homes it follows you from your birth to your death

"oh boy oh boy yipppiieee"

Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. J.J. Abrams stares at Klaud, an alien slug-like creature, on the set of the movie.

this is one of the funniest production photos i’ve ever seen

hey can i see this vid somewhere

Pete Hegseth walking up some stairs to board a plane. He's wearing a mid-blue suit, tan dress shoes, and navy socks with small USA flags on them. The suit is slightly too small, the pants slim, and the inseam is a bit too short.

A dapper brown horse wearing a three-piece gray checked suit with a white shirt and blue necktie. He also has a grey flat cap. His inseam is too short, but he looks happy.

this is what your inseam looks like

I will say one thing for generative AI: since these tools function by remixing/translating existing information, that vibe programming is so popular demonstrates a colossal failure on the part of our industry in not making this stuff easier. If a giant ball of statistics can mostly knock up a […]

99 minutes?

blender screenshot of compositing nodes on top of a render of a black-and-white minimalistic reflective hallway with floating 3d red text that says PORNOGRAPHY

this image goes hard feel free to screenshot

someone doesn’t know the vimalakirti sutra

if i just eat the foods from my shows and never stop watching new shows i will never be malnourished again

the path out is boring.

turns out being a fish that hates its water doesn’t make you any more dry.

condemned? more like conFEMMEd bc i am serving absolte CUNTditions of REALNESS rn.

i have to accept everything. i have to accept it all. the dignity of the condemned is acceptance and i am condemned to reality.

i am loved.

you eat with your eyes first and my eyes say this is ass Balls dude