luke 🦪

twitter is where leftism goes to die part 48489239 people are chomping at the bit to call the no kings protests useless fascist whatever meanwhile scroll two posts down and you see that someone died preventing a rw mass shooter from killing everyone at one of these protests. fuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuu

hot filo lesbian at my school is becoming more femme and it’s literally giving me depression

quantity of capers ive consumed in the last day diabolical

ive never wanted chips so bad as i did last night at 1 am. but i found them. sheimp chip

“i feel more like a woman then ever before” well stop that???

we’re losing mascs at an alarming rate

god doesn’t want you to pair your fish with chilled chardonnay

it didn’t pass smog 😏

well now i feel uncharitable.

khh kind of day

no more racism for mommy? weird mixed family racism used to be ur favorite game… remember when we used to play together ? when i was baby ? no more blonde supremacy complex mommy?????

mother is being resistant to the blonde thing. what happened to when i was a kid and u wanted me to be white so bad

i don’t even listen to music made after like 300 bce much less whatever the hell you are talking about

i dont speak french that well but i speak it well enough that i can read spanish and italian passably which is to say pretty good

tried to go to the pool but geese and ducks are repeatedly landing in it. that’s my life that’s my life

unfortunately the build in strike eliza mclamb is one of the best things ever

well chairlift is on the store playlist now. so at least we have that

day 1 of retail i want to die

i havent suffered all consuming emotional agony in like two weeks whats hapelpening

thou art pissing me off

well the three minutes of peace my brain gave me were nice

[looking in the mirror] girl can you please get off of the 5’2” white lesbians

A******, L. (2025). Personal communication.

bulbous tied off tea bag

trying to curb my anxiety about tonight with rereading feast while you can and singing cannibalism music loudly

i have such bad face blindness in men and famous people i just saw a picture of pedro pascal and thought it was iron man

l*** said my butt looked good the other day im cured

every time an asian girl goes to the beach and spends the whole time under an umbrella an angel dies

god i hate the ovulation goop

saw someone from very far away in the gym and was like damn theyre good looking and then i got closer and it was. Well