✨🥬🤪 Cabbage-chan 🤪🥬✨

I should receive one Million dollars every time i have a migraine

Oooohhhh I know what I will do!

Buttercup says hello

AJABSJAHJEKSBDKWKWJEKRBAKSJ okay thanks that was fire 😩✊

The downside of talking to you guys too much is that now I'm second guessing posting about diarrhea

Unfortunately...😮‍💨

Can you believe I only created this acc to follow an author on bsky but then eventually it turned into this mess

Nope

I don't like this

Bye

I'll never come back

Accidentally listened to 10 seconds of a triggering song 😃👍

Those words just randomly came up my mind rn... Maybe a ghost is trying to communicate 🧐

Unserious business

Pee

ai has no place in art !!!!!!!!

Valentine's Day is in June in Brazil 😩😩😩✊✊✊

You're lucky I wouldn't actually do it bc I've had some friends that would really do it just for the meme 😩😩😩✊✊✊

I could never leave you unattended for even a second, tho 😔🙏 you need a babysitter 😭✊

LMAOOOOOOO THIS WAS ACTUALLY VERY MOTIVATIONAL, THANKS!!!

I'm never there. I'm not real. I never was. And wdym "coming of age idea", you're a middle aged man 💀😩✊

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 chat who is this 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Barks at my mirror reflection

Or something

How do you have screenshots of my alarms

Sometimes I get into a room and my puppy is there and she immediately looks extremely guilty so I know she did something wrong, I just need to find out what 😩😩😩✊✊✊

@tapewormlobotomy.bsky.social

i love critical thinking i love using context clues to arrive at conclusions

a person in a mask is standing next to a gallon of milk on the floor ALT: a person in a mask is standing next to a gallon of milk on the floor

Hear me out.......... What if I take a depression nap like the demon in my room wants me to.........👉👈

Don't worry! I'll spend my life convincing myself I'm not worthy at all! Not even in the future! 😃👍