Cabbage-chan

One of these days I was talking to someone about how if an alien came up to me and said "hi I'm an alien" I'd be like "but what if you're lying tho" 😭😭

If your art doesn't fully pay your bills/meals, that's not a failure or a shortcoming on your part.

You. You reading this 🫵.
***drills this message into your cranium***

My cats got the zoomies and dropped my glasses!!!!!

I know what a freshman and a senior are, but what the fuck is a sophomore and a junior

They're SOOOOOOOOO expensive you don't need one!!!!

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Do it all anyway

Honestly same buddy

What have you been watching since then?

Same

SECRETARY bird that's so cute!! Do they have a boss bird too? 😜

a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt and a blue sweater .

Oof

The numbers out of order are triggering me 😰😰 (jk I appreciate you taking your time to answer)

Musical theater, obviously

😮

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Woah I didn't know this had a name... I'm definitely bringing this up in therapy

patrick star from spongebob squarepants is angry and pointing at something . ALT: patrick star from spongebob squarepants is angry and pointing at something .

Nerd

👀👅

I've been thinking about watching it but idk... Does it focus on unnecessary couples? Bc in the trailers I watched it looked like they were gonna be showing the main guy with the main girl I and couldn't care less for straight romance

Big dog making sniffing noises in my ear when I get home and smell like outside

Sorry I didn't tell that person you said hi, literally everyone who has ever asked me to do that.

sorry about the posts, i have brain damage

What's the equivalent to sub drop but for when you talk too much at social situations and now feel like shit after

If a cat asks for pets, I am nothing but a servant.

Was trying to find the neighborhood cats but it wasn't cat o'clock yet

Damn I was hoping it was sexual nudity

I wanted to be a Slytherin so bad but every test I ever made tells me I'm either a Gryffindor or a Ravenclaw

And I love that for you!!! Have a great life!!! (Really)

The Holy Trinity