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[EN/PT] | adult 😔✊ | whimsical Cabbage-chan is a person(a?) that can be carefree and unhinged online, in a way that regular adults with jobs can't be irl. Here you'll find intrusive thoughts winning, unfunny jokes and questionable behavior sometimes.

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Why does this make me wanna eat them??? 😭😭😭😭 Not actually chewing and swallowing, just giving a CHOMP

16.10.2025 14:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

When I was a kid my mom had an actual encyclopedia collection so one day my friend and I built a labyrinth out of books for my rats (I don't remember if we put the rats there but I hope we didn't bc what if a heavy book fell on them??!! 😭😭😭)

16.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

When I was a kid my mom had an actual encyclopedia collection so one day my friend and I built a labyrinth out of books for my rats (I don't remember if we put the rats there but I hope we didn't bc what if a heavy book fell on them??!! 😭😭😭)

16.10.2025 14:37 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Shrek mentioned!!

16.10.2025 14:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i still constantly think about how dream hyped up his face reveal so much like he was launching some groundbreaking product just to turn out he looked like any random white guy and “put the mask back on” was trending 😭😭😭

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Can friday come already 😩😩😩😩

16.10.2025 14:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

UUGGHH how do I know if I really need to worry about something or if my brain is just reading into things that aren't really there?? 😩😩✊✊

16.10.2025 14:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is exactly why I can't read angst.

🔗 uquiz.com/quiz/Rbbq07/...

16.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh nvm just remembered

16.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When did this happen

16.10.2025 02:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think i realized there was something wrong with the world when i found out jay-z cheated on beyoncé

16.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 80    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

Thank you 😌 but I think that should be the bare minimum 😔✊

16.10.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Happy to help 🫡🫡

16.10.2025 00:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder...🤔 Bc it feels like a tendon behind my knee will snap, but it's random, and I don't feel anything in my hips and calf...🤔🤔🤔

16.10.2025 00:58 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

iykyk

16.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I read "girl cheese" 💀

16.10.2025 00:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
gril chee

gril chee

16.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 34    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 1

Cabbage, Lettuce and Peanuts

16.10.2025 00:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

FFS MY TEACHER DECIDED TO PASS 79 SLIDES IN ONE DAY 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 COULD YOU NOT ?????

16.10.2025 00:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I WANNA GO HOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

16.10.2025 00:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#DailySketch: Ragged

#illustration #inktober #inktober2025 #drawing #art

15.10.2025 20:43 — 👍 868    🔁 61    💬 29    📌 1
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Posting this bc I wanted to say something else but I shouldn't

15.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So do you print posts like this one and shove it into the ground?

15.10.2025 22:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Can you believe I forgot I'm chronically ill and didn't take my meds this morning? Like, how can I forget something that I've been for for over a decade?

15.10.2025 22:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Chat I'm feeling a pulling pain on the back of my knee does anyone know what that is

15.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

YEESSS!!!! I CAN TOTALLY IMAGINE IT!!!!

15.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like her too!!!

15.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think he smells like grampa soap, actually 😩✊

15.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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