Ajediday

So disappointed over last nights #WSIIA but at least we got a lewd talk about Tupperware out of it.
#defcon #defcon33 #failedsucessfully

The image shows a close-up of a small, beige-colored cat nestled within the folds of a gray hoodie. The cat has round, expressive eyes, giving it an innocent look. Its ears are folded down, typical of a Scottish Fold breed. The hoodie material is soft and slightly textured, creating a comfortable resting place for the cat. The cat's body is mostly hidden, with only its head and part of its neck visible, creating a snug and cozy appearance.

Saturday

New episode of JFC gonna hit you like a Sledgehammer!

Brian & @crobertcargill.bsky.social get locked up with Tom Selleck, Tom Selleck’s mustache, and a murderer’s row of character actors in AN INNOCENT MAN!

RskT now to rule the yard!

www.spreaker.com/episode/an-i...

dctv logo

#DCTV is online! Jump on dctv.defcon.org for links to the #defcon33 live streams on #youtube and #twitch.

Get that #defcon however works best for you.

The image shows a dark gray cat resting its head on a raccoon. Both animals are lying on a textured, patterned sofa. The cat, with its piercing eyes, is on top, nestled comfortably against the raccoon's furry head. The raccoon, with its distinctive black and white facial markings, appears calm and relaxed. In the upper part of the image, there's an orange cushion against the corner of the sofa, adding a splash of color to the otherwise muted tones. The overall scene exudes a sense of tranquility and companionship. Transcribed Text: At the end of the day, it's all about who you can chill with in silence without it being weird.

Friday

The image features two cats indoors. The foreground shows a black and white cat sitting upright on a wooden surface, facing left. Another cat, orange and white, is positioned behind, with its front paws gently placed on the black and white cat's back, as if hugging or holding it. The setting appears to be inside a room with wood-paneled decor and subdued lighting that creates a warm atmosphere. The orange cat's expression seems neutral, while the black and white cat is looking into the distance. Transcribed Text: When your catmom buys the wrong flavored friskies and your friend gotta hold you back before you lose your shit.

Thursday

A light-colored cat with a relaxed and disinterested expression. Transcribed Text: "What did you do today?" Me:

Wednesday

Hehe it was close enough :) I did like that the evil bad dude's plot was just about the same as another evil bad dudes plot to take over the world

What about the stuffed beaver at the club?

A kitten wrapped in a checkered cloth, secured by a seatbelt on a red car seat. Transcribed Text: Transporting a violent criminal @the_pizzaca

Tuesday

Stylized poster with the question "Whose Slide Is It Anyway?" and event details. Transcribed Text: Whose Slide Is It Anyway? Friday Aug 8 2230 L1-EHW3 Track 1-2

I finalized the stack of slide decks for Friday's WHOSE SLIDE IS IT ANYWAY? shitshow and duck party. I won't be there :( but will be in sprit and hopefully watch the stream (if there is one)

Heading to Vegas! I'll have soldering kits, flipper macropads, star trek tricorder SAOs!
Tricorders & FlipBoards will be at the Hacker Warehouse booth at DEFCON.
I'll have the kits on me as well as some Tricorders. Each item comes with stickers 🤓
#defcon #blackhat #startrek

Black cat in an armchair reading a book titled "Mow to misbehave and still get chicken."

Monday

Good video, I did see one thing that is very important to have that wasn't included: Googly Eyes.

A Bengal cat stands on its hind legs with paws extended, text above. Transcribed Text: WHEN FACING COMPETITION FOR RESOURCES, KITTENS FROM THE STREET WILL ENGAGE IN BRUTAL RAP BATTLES.

Sunday

White kitten with large eyes and pink ears sitting upright on a blue chair, looking curious. Transcribed Text: "Excuse me, but did someone say 'pspspspspsps'!?"

Saturday

I’ve grouped some together in fun groupings.

Hacker nightmares: thegarbagefile.etsy.com/listing/4345...

Stylized poster with the question "Whose Slide Is It Anyway?" and event details. Transcribed Text: Whose Slide Is It Anyway? Friday Aug 8 2230 L1-EHW3 Track 1-2

Next Friday!?!
#defcon #defcon33 #wsiia

The image depicts a ginger tabby cat with striking amber eyes, sitting upright on a wooden surface against a light-colored wall. The cat has a small white patch on its chest and is looking directly at the camera. In front of the cat is a beige ceramic pot with an earthy brown brushstroke design. The cat has one of its front paws placed inside the pot. To the left of the pot, part of a small speaker and a decorative cup with a floral design are visible.

Friday

The image shows a small tabby kitten curled into a tight ball on a bed with blue and white striped sheets. The kitten's fur is a mixture of brown, black, and gray, with distinctive dark stripes. Its head is slightly raised, revealing large blue eyes and prominent ears. The overall atmosphere conveys a sense of coziness and warmth. Transcribed Text: "But it's too early to unroll just yet"

Thursday

Hacker Jeopardy! Better than finding port 23 open

The hacker Jeopardy promo poster three podiums Friday and Saturday 8 PM live at DEFCON 33

If you’re 1337 enough to be on BlueSky, you’re 1337 enough to find two of your fucking friends and sign up to play Hacker Jeopardy at @defcon.bsky.social

do it for the memes
do it for the free beer
do it to be roasted by me (lovingly)

hackerjeopardy.com

n00bs welcomed. #DFIU

A grumpy ginger and white cat sits on a napkin on a wooden floor. Transcribed Text: Sitting on a napkin, thinking about murder...

Wednesday

The image depicts a scene in a living room with two main elements: a gray velvet chair and a cardboard box. The chair is on the left, featuring a semi-circular design with a soft, plush appearance. Next to it, on the right, is a large cardboard box with a cat sitting contentedly inside. The box has images of a cartoon cat and dog on the front, as well as a photograph of the same chair, indicating it was the chair's packaging. In the background, there is a wooden television stand with a TV and a plant on top, as well as some decorative flowers and a fireplace. Transcribed Text: Bought the cat a new chair PET COLLECTION GREY SCALLOPED PET CHAIR

Tuesday

Sorry for your loss.

The image sequence depicts an orange tabby cat interacting with a small, rectangular box near a wall. In the first frame, the cat stands inside the box, which appears slightly too small for it, next to a pair of white shoes on a tiled floor. A mirror on the wall provides a partial reflection. The subsequent frames show the cat sitting, playing, and eventually lying partially in and out of the box. The scene remains consistent across frames, maintaining the presence of the mirror and shoes against a light-colored wall.

Monday

Anyone can report harassment. If you are at DEF CON and are being harassed, notice that someone else is being harassed, or have any other concerns, you can let us know by contacting any Goon, registration desk, or info booth, as well as by calling or texting the hotline at 725-222-0934. As a reminder, you can also contact the hotline during the con if you just need someone supportive to talk to. You can also file a report year-round by contacting safety@defcon.org. We encourage individuals to report CoC violations as soon as they’re able to so we can begin our investigation before evidence is lost or destroyed, but it’s never too late to make a report.

As we approach DEF CON, this part of the Code of Conduct is especially important to share around.

The image shows a ginger and white cat lying inside an open cardboard box on a tiled floor. The box's flaps are open, and the cat is curled up with its mouth open, appearing to be meowing or yawning. Behind the cat, propped inside the box, is a piece of cardboard with the handwritten label "RUDE CATS" and an arrow pointing downward toward the cat.

Sunday

The image features a close-up shot of a tabby cat with large, wide eyes appearing captivated by a pile of golden French fries held in front of it. The cat's expression conveys intense interest and focus. The background is a tiled floor, and there is a hint of a tan-colored surface or object towards the right. The lighting highlights the cat's fur and the crisp texture of the fries, creating a sense of depth and clarity. Transcribed Text: “What are you passionate about?” Me:

Saturday

The image shows two cats near a bathroom doorway. One cat, with a calico coat, is standing on a light-colored textured mat in the foreground, facing away. The other cat, which is black and white, is positioned near a dark-colored wooden cabinet, looking towards the door. The surrounding area includes a white door on the left and a glimpse of a carpeted room visible through the doorway. Above the cats, text is superimposed on the image. Transcribed Text: Stayed in the bathroom long enough for a shift change...

Friday