Hawkgrrrl

Definitely!

The best thing about being on vacation is being able to ignore the havoc Trump is wreaking on our nation

Turks and Caicos is kind of amazing. We did a boating excursion and over half the passengers were from Lancaster county (including me). What a coincidence!

Sitting in a movie theater about to watch Some Like It Hot and the guy who came alone and is sitting two seats from me just groaned and said "Yeah that's good."

Those bribes worked well.

Trash pandas on the Pearl River in Louisiana. Cute little beggars!

Swamp tour on the Pearl River outside of New Orleans

Touring the Louisiana swamp

My son's girlfriend teaches autistic toddlers and she always refers to them as her clients. I admire that she's got her priorities straight. So often in corporate it was all about who pays the bills

Chilly evening in NOLA

Two cats sleeping on a couch

All tuckered out after a long day of napping and grooming.

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a phone

See you at Nuremberg, Fuckers

My favorite protest sign

In the videos I watched, the only thing he had in his hand was his phone, filming them. That's what they saw as a threat: exposure.

It's not a Curtis Sittenfeld book until a woman takes an absolutely horrifying dump in a public toilet

Have to say I agree on the pulled pork here. Also the baked beans are not as good

Of course the John Birch Society is on X

Every barbecue in Texas by 7PM: We're out of brisket, we're out of ribs, (voice from the kitchen) we're out of ALL the meats. Wait, we've got sausage and maybe pulled pork. (Voice from the back) No pulled pork either.

So what can I get for y'all?

Nothing says "I deserve a Peace Prize" like threatening war because you didn't get one

We're at the Alamo where a vicious dictator killed white settlers who fought to protect and expand slavery. So everyone sucked.

Yeah I think they are only selling their own branded sodas, and there was a diet cola but it looked like cream soda, and that made me think of Inka Cola in Peru which is very cloying

Yeah it's definitely a thing but now that I've been the low prices and wide variety do not in any way justify the lack of fountain diet Coke

Just experienced Buccees which is like if Walmart took Circle K out in back of the Dairy Queen, got it pregnant, then forced it to pretend the child was its sister.

I've always thought Utah has a lot of churches but JFC Texas has a lot of churches. If any Texans ever say Utah has a lot of churches, we've got a classic beam in eye situation going on.

Remember when police officers looked more like postal workers and not like they were about to kick down doors in a Fallujah apartment building?

My vegan son just got meated in Dallas. Ordered salsa, got sausage queso (a double violation). Meanwhile we found an awesome brisket queso at a downtown food court. Yum!

I open X every once in a while just to see how the Nazis are doing. Not well. They are not well people.

that’s how you thread the affordability + ICE needle

FYI: Judge Ellis (Chicago ICE case) noted in November that video evidence shows ICE "brake-checked other motorists in an attempt to force accidents that agents could then use as justifications for deploying force."