Briana is tired 🦖

a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a face . Alt: a man wearing a black sweater and a white shirt is making a cringing face

Okay I thought they were talking about those big outside roaches, but no?

I work at their corporate office and we sure are. If I don’t make bonus, I can’t afford a new rug for my bedroom. You don’t want my cold feet on your conscience!!

CNBC: "Very disappointing. It's a weak number. This is private sector jobs for September. The total comes in -32,000. And that was a surprise because economists were looking for an increase of 51,000. Also, the revision was not good. August now showing -3,000 compared to the initial read of 54,000"

Elon Musk 'ordered Starlink coverage blackout' during crucial Ukraine counterattack

Elon Musk allegedly ordered a shutdown of Starlink coverage in parts of Ukraine during a crucial counteroffensive at the beginning of the Russian invasion, it has been reported

Now is a great time to become a monthly supporter of your local PBS station

Oh wow, I totally forgot that “The Bird Cage” was my introduction to the glory that is Christine Baranski. She’s been a bad bitch my whole life.

Yassssss….🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

a judge is sitting at a table in a courtroom pointing at something . Alt: Judge Judy angrily points to her watch and bangs on her desk while in a courtroom

Idk about that my guy. I’ve been told the match will start in a few and then waited an hour. She’s keeping y’all punctual.

I’ve been trying to build the habit back up and it’s so annoying/amazing how much even a little ten minute walks makes me feel better over the course of the day.

I was going to be lazy today, but nah… a little workout might be nice

Oh good god above.

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a woman is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee and a tea bag . Alt: Audrey Plaza glaring as she dunks a teabag into a cup.

I’ve noticed a shift in how people engage on social media, especially when I’m sharing my thoughts or ideas about a topic.

They phrase a question as a demand.

“Give me examples…”
“Explain how…”

This isn’t how you engage in a conversation.

It is how you give commands to a chatbot.

Beloved local fashion designer killed during ‘No Kings’ protest remembered as pillar of community Arthur Folasa Ah Loo, a fashion designer, was a pillar in Utah’s Pacific Islander community. Here’s how locals will remember him.

Arthur Folasa Ah Loo, a fashion designer, was a pillar in Utah’s Pacific Islander community. Here’s how locals say they will remember him.

That was fast

Hey girl, are you a holiday mattress sale? cuz you're offering me zero interest

Take the fictional character quiz and post the first 4 you know:

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Yeah I’m an anxious little nerd.

Singing this to my daughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 got to expose the kids to black girlhood…

What are the odds you come home and that’s no longer the case…?

The average American has three friends.

The average American has three friends.

The sexual tension between me and the person that says “i ordered some fries for the table”

>>>>>>>

Movies you’ve watched more than six times using gifs.

I love getting info like this from authors! It definitely shapes my shopping habits.

I tend to focus on dense books better with hard copy, but now I usually grab the ebook too if I know I’m enjoying it. It makes subsequent rereads easier, and I feel like I’m supporting the writer more.

I’ve been told to hurry the fck up because a guy was holding the door for me and I was walking too slow– I love NYers.

Or how they would look at me like a monster when I wouldn’t give directions to tourists (i was new), then give them some help.

It’s the most community forward places I’ve lived.

I’m hoping someone I trust will see it and tell me it’s actually amazing and improves on the book a million times over.

I was just thinking about how I (an apparel designer) need to figure out how to monetize my life if retail continues to struggle.

I will happily make clothes for rich old ladies who just want to wear comfy linen clothes to wear while sipping lemonade with their grandkids in a mansion

millennials will be like i know a banger and it's the reading rainbow theme song. and they're right

Got an email from a Chinese vendor, letting me know she’d been worried I was affected by a recent round of layoffs, so she was so glad to see me pop up in her inbox this week.

I never think about the international relationships my job creates, but that was a sweet reminder.