@limerosophy.bsky.social
I can't stop writing these so people might as well read them. Saving the world one limerick at a time.
The Democrats had a good day
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
The Democrats had a good day
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
The Democrats had a good day
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
The Democrats had a good day
The voting has all gone our way
Next year a blue wave
Will come in and save
Us all and make Trump’s cronies pay
Their fair share.
It’s our right in the USA
To protest and speak out today
We are guaranteed
The freedom we need
To say what we all want to say:
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
KINGS.
It’s our right in the USA
To protest and speak out today
We are guaranteed
The freedom we need
To say what we all want to say:
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
KINGS.
It’s our right in the USA
To protest and speak out today
We are guaranteed
The freedom we need
To say what we all want to say:
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
KINGS.
It’s our right in the USA
To protest and speak out today
We are guaranteed
The freedom we need
To say what we all want to say:
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
KINGS.
It’s our right in the USA
To protest and speak out today
We are guaranteed
The freedom we need
To say what we all want to say:
WE.
HAVE.
NO.
KINGS.
Pam Bondi’s a real piece of work
A caustic, obstreperous jerk
She’s vicious and mean
And causing a scene
To hide where the Epstein files lurk.
Pam Bondi has all the appeal
Of a stuck pig emitting a squeal
She’s oh so indignant
To help her malignant
Old boss with the art of his deal.
Pam Bondi’s a real piece of work
A caustic, obstreperous jerk
She’s vicious and mean
And causing a scene
To hide where the Epstein files lurk.
Pam Bondi has all the appeal
Of a stuck pig emitting a squeal
She’s oh so indignant
To help her malignant
Old boss with the art of his deal.
Pam Bondi’s a real piece of work
A caustic, obstreperous jerk
She’s vicious and mean
And causing a scene
To hide where the Epstein files lurk.
Pam Bondi has all the appeal
Of a stuck pig emitting a squeal
She’s oh so indignant
To help her malignant
Old boss with the art of his deal.
This seems like a new civil war
Though nobody knows what it’s for
Our rights have been sold
For a palace of gold
For a senile celebrity whore.
Trump’s starting his own little war
He wants to provoke us some more
Exerting his might
By picking a fight
That’s not what our army is for.
Trump seems to be having an issue
And if you’re like me you just wish you
Could watch on TV
His coronary.
Would somebody hand me a tissue?
Trump seems to be having an issue
And if you’re like me you just wish you
Could watch on TV
His coronary.
Would somebody hand me a tissue?
Trump’s building a fascist regime
Where things are not quite what they seem
And law is not law
And caught in its jaw
Are people who just dared to dream.
Trump’s building a fascist regime
Where things are not quite what they seem
And law is not law
And caught in its jaw
Are people who just dared to dream.
Trump’s building a fascist regime
Where things are not quite what they seem
And law is not law
And caught in its jaw
Are people who just dared to dream.
Trump looks at the camera and smiles
Exerting political wiles
He winks and he kids
But he’s on the skids
And needs to release all the files.
Trump looks at the camera and smiles
Exerting political wiles
He winks and he kids
But he’s on the skids
And needs to release all the files.
Trump looks at the camera and smiles
Exerting political wiles
He winks and he kids
But he’s on the skids
And needs to release all the files.
The prez wants to cancel the vote
He rides in a fast-sinking boat
To stop that old liar
And fight fire with fire
Thus far Gavin N is the GOAT.
The prez wants to cancel the vote
He rides in a fast-sinking boat
To stop that old liar
And fight fire with fire
Thus far Gavin N is the GOAT.
Trump’s hosting a coup with no shootin’
Endorsing the ethics of Putin
And fondness for killin’.
He’s like a Bond villain
With tasting notes of a Wayne Newton.
Trump licks at the boots of his bestie.
He’s servile and toadying lest he
Disgruntle the star:
His buddy the czar,
A man who is famously testy.
The man with the worm in his brain
Is canceling science again
Ignoring all facts
He’s anti the vax
And pro causing everyone pain.
Trump licks at the boots of his bestie.
He’s servile and toadying lest he
Disgruntle the star:
His buddy the czar,
A man who is famously testy.
The president’s out on the links.
Nobody is looking, he thinks.
He moves his golf ball
And laughs at us all,
That sociopathic old minx.
The president’s out on the links.
Nobody is looking, he thinks.
He moves his golf ball
And laughs at us all,
That sociopathic old minx.
