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american innovation cannot be stopped

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

I missed it, but someone tried to fully drive an atv inside the library this morning

it’s “people asking why their plants are turning yellow and dropping leaves in october” season on gardening subreddits, aka my favorite time of year

a cartoon of spongebob wearing headphones and a tie Alt: a cartoon of spongebob wearing headphones, jamming out

me listening to the stardew valley soundtrack, totally unaware i’m in the middle of a car chase

I’ll just… go around, I guess…

Was about to honk at an SUV driving erratically at an intersection when he and five other vehicles turned police lights on and swarmed out of their cars to arrest a guy in the lane next to me lmao

😭😭😭

well, i guess I can never buy stuff from my one of my favorite clothing brands ever again because of our stupid president

spongebob freaking out

when you discover a bedbug on someone’s returned book

guy smiling

guy disappointed

@foliosociety.bsky.social finally makes The Last Unicorn

it’s limited edition and like $700

(solemnly) You've had mail.

what is this trend of holding your phone horizontally at arm’s length and putting it on speakerphone?? just hold it to your ear like a normal person???

gently explaining to extroverted coworkers that if they talk to me on my lunch break i will die

IT guy was nasty to me over the phone and pervert caller harassed my coworker. men are already on my last fucking nerve today!!

saving this for when i feel like being annoying about birds or lord of the rings lore

I’m the one who’s normal, and the rest of you are the ones who are weird and off-putting.

did your teachers not tell you not to use first person when writing a paper???

if i wanted to read a memoir, i’d read a memoir. shut up about your feelings and teach me about lightning bugs!!

one of my biggest pet peeves about nonfiction books is when the author spends waaaaay too much time inserting themselves and their life into what is supposed to be a historical or scientific narrative about whatever topic i’m interested in this week

is it in adult fiction? adult sci fi? adult fantasy? on a new display? is it ya?? new ya??? just tell me what shelf it’s on!!

a woman is looking at a triangle with a mathematical equation written on it . ALT: a woman is looking at a triangle with a mathematical equation written on it .

trying to figure out barnes and noble’s book organization logic as a library worker

why am i seeing so many montana license plates this morning 🤨

the audacity of a library patron this morning to say “I’m old, I don’t know how to use a computer at all,” when she was MAYBE in her early forties at most

we are in the only majority black area in our county, and admin could not make their disdain for us any more obvious

if you’re in the grocery store and you have no spatial awareness, i should be allowed to kill you

“my coworkers” and “taking long personal phone calls and leaving me alone at the desk,” name a more iconic duo

“go to the doctor while you still can” lmao

always reassuring to get a preemptive email warning you that your health insurance premium is about to go up this november