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i will never poop in a portal jawn

she gave me a domer

when is bluesky wrapped dropping

mfs be named rich and still be poor

they have to hire racists on set to make sure a racist scene is accurately portrayed

i just call him frankenstein because that’s my headcanon

god i want a nutjob

handjob from an insane girl call that a nutjob

jugg a brainrot

downloading a file as .mpreg

why would u watch a movie illegally if u can just watch it online

inspired by real life events

(sees straight couple with a baby): cishet slop 🤢

i watch enough minecraft youtube for four small children

they should make a letterboxd for youtube

women should know their place. and that place? first place babyyy

god has a plan for me. it’s to put me in his oven and turn me into muffins

yaoi is just another way to say yeowch

i have Evil OCD i need to fuck everything up

I’m on Niche Social Media apps doing Things You Couldn’t Comprehend

ok fine i like golfing in america why is it so controversial?????

i literally love this app i’m like a walking ad for this app im like that guy from that one episode of community

at my funeral they WILL put me in trad goth makeup 🙏🙏

the lgbt urge to call people faggot

no nut november, destroy dick december, jackin off as usual january

mfs will rate a horror movie low bc it was scary. bitch that’s the point

who up overpondering

mfs be like happy new year!!! bitch did u forget who’s gonna be in office 😭😭😭

guy who gets horny after regaining sound: yea im hard from hearing