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"I am glad that Peter Mandelson is no longer a member of the Labour Party" - @oliviabaileymp @SophyRidgeSky challenges the Education Minister on why Mandelson was appointed as UK Ambassador to the U.S. when his links with Epstein were known

Could it be because they thought nobody would speak up against it and, until the Americans took the decision out of their hands, they were absolutely correct

Person: say, i am alive. Computer: I am alive. Person: oh my god.

The Royal Society @royalsociety.org wakes up to yet another proud day celebrating its most prominent member.

Can you imagine the squeals of fury if this was, say, Zahawi in early 2022 prevaricating over Cummings taking seventy grand from Epstein to influence policy? Hell, imagine the response if it was e.g. Richard Burgon defending Seumas Milne. You’d be able to hear the shrieks if you were on the moon.

Anyone who says, "an intern must have done this" has no idea about how social media management operates at this level. Posting AI slop is a very deliberate choice. Especially for an institution this big.

No thats the showeer’s friend

🙏 dirt on Tony Blair

Why don’t they call the person currently occupying/operating the shower “the showeer“

If they can remove Andrew's titles they can remove Mandleson's.

Turns out he was actually trying to praise that diver in Thailand all along

I guess "white wealthy British and American grooming gangs" doesn't have the same ring to it

*sommelier voice* let that packet of crisps breathe first

i think the showrunner of the Snowpiercer TV show had their heart broken by a bisexual woman because wow we sure are sneaky and untrustworthy in this show

morpheus, holding out a red and blue pill: I got us some drugs. Neo: that's interesting because I take drugs. morpheus: and me. that's why I got two.

The Matrix (1999)
Dirs: Lana and Lilly Wachowski
#oneperfectshot 📽️

Screenshot of Tumblr post by lurker-at-thresholds: Thinking about a new bit where i start using “workers of the world” as my go-to second person plural pronoun. Like “chat”. Workers of the world what do we think of this. Is it funny. Workers of the world please like and reblog my post

Wake up, workers of the world, a new second-person plural pronoun dropped.

honestly the nerve

not

the bullies at school called me gay, hah, wanna know how wrong they were?

Ah think though, or the Bloody husk of my mother

you mean the non-DLC ones? yeah

ha ha ha…you think you can finish me in B minor? You fools!

To be fair it took Britain ages to get my health bar that low, I’m too strong

Holy shit I’ve been on HRT for almost a decade but my second health bar only just popped in, FINALLY

In America a brick wall is called ”historical“ if a baby boomer who inherited lots of money walked into in the fifties

There’s a bit in the London one where Westminster Abbey & a couple other places get a bit torn up and some American news idiot the film wants you to take seriously says “virtually all major landmarks in the city are gone” LONDON IS NEARLY 2000 YEARS OLD YOU UNCULTURED SWINE, IT’S GOT HELLA LANDMARKS

There are so many places in London named after Monopoly locations

An Austin Powers Swedish Penis Enlarger of a thread.

Coming this summer, Gerard Butler in SWINDON HAS FALLEN

I’m sorry, you’ve been infected with hot wife syndrome