president toad

lightweight!!!!

droolius caesar 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

just wore white underwear to murphy’s law my period into coming and it worked !

The piss tank on the ISS is now 69% full.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

we need to be using MORE pesticides on MORE food because these ANTS WONT LEAVE ME ALONE!

dream date

now why are we exfoliating twice a day.

calling it now: heidi klum will be elizasue from the substance for halloween

a former NCAA swimmer who was no longer allowed to compete killed herself *last week*

fuck you gavin, to the ends of the earth

aww they’re all gonna sleep soo good tonight 🩷

BRAD PAISLEY IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR 2 WORLD SERIES GAME 3S GOING TO 18 INNINGS

bury me with the video of liza minnelli singing DAYO DAAAYOOO

sorry maybe i can’t read but is zendaya not listed

just remembered Hobo Johnson

NYT headline: "Rutgers Expert on Antifa Tries to Flee to Spain After Death Threats" subheadline: "Mark Bray was teaching courses on antifascism. Turning Point USA accused him of belonging to antifa, which he denies. His flight to Spain was canceled abruptly on Wednesday night."

you'd think a prominent news outlet like the New York Times might mention that "antifa" isn't an actual organization in a long story about antifa, but nope!

and the subhead helps props up a false claim this professor was up to something seedy as something up for debate

Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.

i thought there was a bite taken out of her hat

GUARDS CAN STILL WIN i say as they hit me with the tranq

We're getting a wave of articles that are like, "gee willikers it sure seems like the people who complained about 'cancel culture' for years really like canceling people."

Yes! This was extremely obvious at the time and a lot of us pointed it out!

i do not trust 32 chunk ….

i always knew Pluto had a dark side…

my favorite part of this dipshit car brain victim blaming article is how it blames ebikes for being unsafe while quoting someone saying that there is no data suggesting ebikes are dangerous

Imagine if NPR had actually talked to safe streets advocates for this story and learned how the solutions to drivers killing people is not, in fact, victim blaming

there should be a dislike button and if it exceeds the like count it automatically deletes the post

A map titled United States High Speed Rail System showing a theoretical high speed rail system in the United States. Some lines also connect north to Vancouver or the Quebec City–Windsor Corridor, or south to Tijuana or Monterrey. The map is credited to First Cultural Industries AKA Alfred Twu, dated from February 2013, and is downloadable at www.californiarailmap.com

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism

taking tylenol in hopes of being raptured

NOT to victim blame but why do u need a screen on ur fridge

got a spam email signed “William Dessert”, can’t stop thinking about it