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Inspector Morose

@inspector-m0r0s3.bsky.social

Came from Twitter (the everything App). 29 plus years in UK policing (still counting). Done loads, caught rapists, murderers and burglars. Like a real-life Sam Vimes, without a past drink problem. Now flying a desk but still get out and do a bit.

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Workday #106 of 2025.

Office cover. Lates. In tropical heat. Making folk a bit too stabby out there.

13.08.2025 20:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #105 of 2025.

Yesterday. Interviewing for specialist roles.

Nice if people prepared adequately for jobs they really want.

Like a carbon copy of the day before … but office cover til late in high heat.

13.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #104 of 2025.

Yesterday. Interviewing for specialist roles.

Nice if people prepared adequately for jobs they really want.

12.08.2025 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #103 of 2025.

Oh dear. Long and pointless shift. Mainly due to the internet and people’s propensity to use it to stoke outrage and hostility. On an epic scale.

Nothing happened. But it might have. And if it did - it didn’t need to.

09.08.2025 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #102 of 2025.

Early shift. Office cover. Less admin. Planning meeting for a major sporting fixture.

Interesting stuff.

07.08.2025 09:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #101 of 2025.

Early shift. Office cover. Huge list of small jobs to do. Strangely got more emails in one day off than I do when having annual leave. I should take more leave …

06.08.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #100 of 2025.

Monday - helping out with a training exercise. Admittedly not a lot of work but important to prep for reality.

06.08.2025 07:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #99 of 2025. Today.

In the office. Early shift. Apparently I’d volunteered to cover an exercise today. I’m definitely doing one on Monday… but today?

I’ll do it. I’ve clearly forgotten to make a note of it.

01.08.2025 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #98 of 2025. Yesterday.

In the office. Early shift. My team not in. Not covering the office. Having the chance to clear the decks. And plan ahead a bit.

01.08.2025 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does it taste as good as it looks?

30.07.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just been for a long walk. 14.16km on Strava in 2hrs 28 mins.

Then spent a lovely hour in the pub, day dreaming with two delicious half pints.

Musk & Trump can’t do that … who’s the fucking winner here?

30.07.2025 13:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #97 of 2025. Today

In the office. Late shift. Chance to tidy up some bits & pieces before some days off. Looking forward to some lie ins.

26.07.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #96 of 2025. Friday.

Day 4 of course. Final consolidation exercise & short exam. Passed. Got another certificate for the folder. Interesting stuff. Back to the office for some final admin.

26.07.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #95 of 2025. Thursday

Day 3 of course. Nowhere near as interesting as day 2, but got to watch a Netflix doc as β€˜homework’ - Astroworld on Wednesday and β€˜The Final - Attack on Wembley’ on Thursday.

26.07.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #94 of 2025.

Day 2 of course. Venue - an OK hotel. Content - really good. Nice to be on a course where you feel like you’re learning something.

23.07.2025 15:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #93 of 2025 - 2nd part of a national course.

Important qualification. Will put it into use later this year.

22.07.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #92 of 2025. Made a transition in an IT project.

All seemed to go OK:

Will count it as a big win.

21.07.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #91 of 2025. Today.

Big event. Music. Bucket hats. Rain.

Lots of rain.

20.07.2025 10:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #90 of 2025. Friday.

In on my day off. Madness or dedication. Definitely one of those.

Not sure which.

20.07.2025 09:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #89 of 2025. Thursday.

A copy & paste of a day with added IT hardware & software woes.

Standard.

20.07.2025 09:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #88 of 2025. Yesterday.

Weird day at work … in a meeting I mentioned the overnight theft of a portaloo on a lorry and an arrest and I said β€˜we now have something to go on… β€˜

Also had to authorise an β€˜all staff’ email reminding them not to use the toilet brushes for cleaning boots.

17.07.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #87 of 2025.

Office cover. Mountain of email slain yesterday. Now catching up with admin and having a call about GDPR.

Not gripping stuff.

15.07.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #86 of 2025 (yesterday)

Back in after 2 weeks off. 261 emails.
That said, being back in I got a further 34.

Office cover too…

15.07.2025 09:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #85 of 2025. Meetings & project admin. Loads & loads of admin.

26.06.2025 09:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Workday #84 of 2025.

β€˜Policing Protest’ - or - enabling and facilitating an exercise in impotent futility.

0 lives saved. 0 minds changed. Negligible impact.

But - I’d rather live in a society that allows such freedom of expression than not.

22.06.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #83 of 2025 - late cover again - office bound overseeing my half of the branch - things still very busy with the warm weather. The office is like a sauna - and now I’m on to an early shift tomorrow because geopolitical reasons.

21.06.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #82 of 2025 - late cover - office bound overseeing my half of the branch - busy with the warm weather - and busy writing simple training guides for a new but not new piece of kit.

20.06.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #81 of 2025 (Thursday).

Internal promotion process interviews. With an old colleague who has moved on. A good day. 3 strong, but very different candidates.

16.06.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Workday #80 of 2025.

Today was more specialist role interviews. Two good, well prepared candidates.

All completed and back to the office to monitor some unfolding kerfuffle.

11.06.2025 13:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Workday #79 of 2025 (Tuesday). Admin day. Smashed a load of work that was festering a bit.

Excel spreadsheets can be amazing things.

11.06.2025 13:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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