Conor Kirby MacGuill

Amazing shows by @josielong.bsky.social and @macarthurboyd.bsky.social tonight at the Rum Shack, mid show blackout notwithstanding, can’t wait to see both at the fringe!

“With real not recognising Bruce Wayne as batman action!!!”

The pig is also building a machine for the complete annihilation of the rainforests, which, while also impressive, is nevertheless worrisome.

if you see this, post a tree

IRELAND do not let me down! We are so close. And if you are from another EU country sign the thing & check your country’s stats!

A very cumin occurrence in this day and sage

peeled of the face of the earth like a price sticker off a new book, leaving the torn faded remains of east Leinster to be slowly picked away at

Why does it feel like Ireland is about to be peeled off the face of the earth like a sticker off a granny smith?

Fionn Maccumhaill Voice: “They’re calling it what?!”

I guess it’s thoughtful of whichever supervillain is doing this to warn Minneapolis of the days he plans to unleash his weather machine.

This was the best thing to see waiting for me after coming back from Christmas in Dublin.

Thanks so much @othatsraspberry.bsky.social , and hope the new year goes well!

Just ruined the nice few months I’d just had of not thinking about lickilicky’s flesh quiff,

so thanks for that

“Casino Royale”,
2025 does not seem to bode well for the safety of my balls. Also probably shouldn’t take any romantic partners to Venice.

Post a picture of you that isn’t actually you

well done!

for me it’s “two whites and a rosé” if it’s been cold or the pub is uphill

Happy Birthday, Dr. Who.

What's your favourite story? It doesn't have to be the best, just one that really sticks with you.

(it sticks because it informed my phobia of powerless immortality)

I’m picturing you saying this as you tie me to the tracks

the only problem is you could never be too far from cover from the rain, or else the collective weight of a sodden shawl would crush you into a singularity

he also spends his time as the Graiae’s optometrist/dentist, and saving sea monsters from princesses

This is clearly the work of Reverse-Perseus

When it finally arrives all that remains is the cover, as the majority has been eaten by Laestrygonians or swallowed by Charybdis.
(You’re also pretty sure it’s been sleeping around.)