Dana Berube

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE

SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM

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Oh god, yes! So many traumatizing children's movies back in the day lmao.

A plastic skeleton falling out of a plastic lawn chair on a porch

Our porch skeleton partied a little too hard last night

I always think about how few people, statistically, in the history of humanity have had the opportunity to see our planet from that angle and what a privilege it is!! It never gets old!

Halloween should be a multi-month season and Christmas should be about 12 hours

The thing is Usha can't even make him sleep on the couch because

Me too!! It was so good. Wild to think that was children's entertainment back in the day.

J’ai stole le Joconde et maintenant elle est ma femme

Hon hon hon joyeaux ween de hallo

This egalitarian view as he describes it is probably the most profound thing I took out of my Catholic upbringing. I don't think this was actually what the Catholics were trying to teach me!! but it's how I understood it, and no take-backsies. Anyway, Stellan rules.

Happy Halloween!!!

(TIL it's not actually pronounced that way...)

i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times

The DEA touted a Sinaloa Cartel takedown in New England. An investigation found they arrested shoplifters and addicts. - The Boston Globe A Globe investigation found that the federal agency misrepresented the stature of its targets, claiming cartel ties at a time when the Trump administration is taking lethal military action against suc...

The Trump administration is lying about who they are targeting in New England, and the Globe Spotlight team has the receipts.

YOOOOO!! Congrats!

what we need is a little app that is as graphically mesmerizing as disk defgragmenter was, but just spends 4 hours once a month going through your OS turning off every single fucking AI thing it can find

it will never not be odd that 80 percent of america lives in cities but the only real americans are the rural ones

Officially 100 pages into the first draft of the new book, WOO

Between THE WEST PASSAGE and THE STARVING SAINTS, we are living in a golden era for books about religious orders doing unspeakable things with honey.

I highly recommend this viewing experience, both as a double feature (it really brings out the sinister elements of T. Rex in both films) and because LONGLEGS is an A+ birthday movie.

If I ever lose it and go completely postal, there is a very high chance the final straw will be the CVS phone tree. Absolute torture.

Playing my favorite video game (the character creator)

I have the Bandcamp habits of a much wealthier woman

These days reading a book feels like a kind of inner emigration, a refusal of the slopworld

"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahaha

I eventually realized that this was one reason I like watching shitty true crime shows like Snapped--it shows actual people, not just rich and glamorous ones.

Pretty grim that the only time I get to hear from poor and working class people on TV is when they've experienced a crime though 😬

Saw some Very Good Dogs out for walkies though

Went for a "work through this plot knot" walk, got too locked in thinking about the most compelling ways to fuck up some fictional people, and got myself lost in the woods

There is a large Spanish-speaking/reading population here in Boston/Cambridge, so that part is plausible, but these scams are so rampant nowadays it's hard to tell.

Fall Out Boy, BUT YES ALSO THEM